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Sicut Cervus
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 Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:20 pm Post subject: Obama's Mama: anagram for "Rosemary's Baby"??? |
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This is kind of bizarre: I noticed a while ago that Obama's mother's name (Stanley Ann Dunham) was likely an anagram containing the word Satan. I checked on an online anagram generator http://wordsmith.org/anagram/ and it really only had two with Satan in them ... and neither one made a lot of sense in the context of what I was looking for. So interestingly when I took the letters for Satan out of Ms. Dunham's name the remaining letters solved a lot different as "handle my nun".
Stanley Ann Dunham = Satan handle my nun
Now that's kind of creepy right? A chill ran down my spine. First off why on earth name a girl Stanley? That had bothered me for a while and in part motivated me to look at the anagram.
Anyone versed in conspiracy theory or late night "b-movies" about satanism know they always have weird anagrams like that
The first place my mind went with "Satan handle my nun" was the so called "Catholic end times prophecies" of various saints many of whom say that antichrist will be the offspring of a Jewish Nun.
But how could that make sense in this context? Dunham's parents were Baptists and Methodists, very unlikely to have a nun daughter.
Then it struck me that nun is the 14th letter of the Jewish Alphabet http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nun_(letter) and has the value 50 in all Hebrew "abjad" systems http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_numerals .
With this bizarre coincidence that a Jewish "nun" can then also be understood to be the offspring of a Jewish (or American/freemasonic founders/crypto-illuminati) 50, the offspring of America, more specifically America's 50th state Hawaii.
Other bizarre events are that Ms. Dunham married Obama's father on February 2 which is a witch festival day http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=february+2nd+wicca&btnG=Search (although feast of the purification too) and since Obama was born August 4, Stanley Ann Dunham was three months pregnant when married and the child was likely conceived on Halloween another "witch festival".
Well I'm going to take my meds now haha.
but seriously there are some weird coincidences there no?
Oh yeah and Secret Service nicknamed Obama's Cadillac "the Beast" http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=obama+rides+the+beast
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 "Mr. Sicut, you get your sorry little you-know-what over to the nearest chapel and get help, pal! Obviously, you've been overexposed to media influences....."
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| gpmtrad wrote: | | "Mr. Sicut, you get your sorry little you-know-what over to the nearest chapel and get help, pal! Obviously, you've been overexposed to media influences....." |
Well Dr. Phil, when they cut off the analog TV signal that'll be about a wrap between me and the MSM.
As for you Dr. PHil, the first three anagrams for your name say it all:
Phillip Calvin McGraw =
Larval Clinch Pig Wimp
Larval Clinch Wig Pimp
Larval Cling Chip Wimp
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Phillip+Calvin+McGraw+&t=1000
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| I don't want you to freak, but "Sicut Cervus" is an anagram for "Scurvies Cut". I'm just sayin'... |
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This one wasn't covered in the Jesuits.  Sorry.
Moderator: File that somewhere between Lonergan and Teilhard for future reference just in case. |
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I just ran my (real) name through tyere, and it seems that:
Jade Hens Jog Porno.
Hmmm... |
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| An anagram for servitium is "emit virus". That explains why my computer has been so dang slow lately! |
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Has anyone tried playing the audio of Obama flubbing the word order of the presidential oath backwards yet? 
Check the fundie, Pentecostalist, and millenarian sites. Although the wording of Rev. Lowery's benediction prayer was a little odd, quoting '60s folk musican Donovan ("when yellow will be mellow... “). Rastafarian code to the bong crowd maybe?  You never can tell. |
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| I'm just mad about Saffron... |
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| et cum spirit 220 wrote: | | I'm just mad about Saffron... |
What color was Mrs. Obama's dress at the inaugural gala balls?
Just kidding.
At first I thought this was absurd, but if it is seriously being suggested that they deliberately married on Imbolc (Candlemas) and he was born roughly around Lughnassadh (Lammas) as part of some occult Moonchild ritual to bring about the apocalypse...in propitiation of occult pagan gods...
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Imbolc is one of the four principal festivals of the Irish calendar, celebrated among Gaelic peoples and some other Celtic cultures either at the beginning of February or at the first local signs of Spring. Most commonly it is celebrated on February 2, since this is the cross-quarter day on the solar calendar, halfway between the Winter Solstice and the Spring Equinox in the northern hemisphere. Originally dedicated to the goddess Brigid, in the Christian period it was adopted as St Brigid's Day. In Scotland the festival is also known as Là Fhèill Brìghde, in Ireland as Lá Fhéile Bríde, and in Wales as Gwyl Ffraed.
Wiccans celebrate a variation of Imbolc as one of four "fire festivals", which make up half of the eight holidays (or "sabbats"), of the wheel of the year. Imbolc is defined as a cross-quarter day, midway between the winter solstice (Yule) and the spring equinox (Ostara). The precise astrological midpoint in the Northern hemisphere is when the sun reaches fifteen degrees of Aquarius. In the Southern hemisphere, if celebrated as the beginning of Spring, the date is the midpoint of Leo. Among Dianic Wiccans, Imbolc (also known as "Candlemas") is the traditional time for initiations. |
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In Wicca, Lughnasad is one of the eight "sabbats" or solar festivals in the Wiccan Wheel of the Year. It is the first of the three autumn harvest festivals, the other two being the Autumn equinox (or Mabon) and Samhain. One telling of the story commemorates the sacrifice and death of the Wiccan Corn God; in its cycle of death, nurturing the people, and rebirth, the corn is considered an aspect of their Sun God. Some Wiccans mark the holiday by baking a figure of the god in bread, and then symbolically sacrificing and eating it. These celebrations are not based on Celtic culture, despite the use of a Celtic name used for the sabbat.The Celtic name seems to have been a late adoption among Wiccans, since in early versions of Wiccan literature the festival is merely referred to as "August Eve"
In Celtic Reconstructionism (CR), Lá Lúnasa is seen as a time to give thanks to the spirits and deities for the beginning of the harvest season, and to propitiate them with offerings and prayers to not harm the still-ripening crops. The god Lugh is honored by many at this time, as he is a deity of storms and lightning, especially the storms of late summer. , However, gentle rain on the day of the festival is seen as his presence and his bestowing of blessings. Many CRs also honor the goddess Tailitu on this day, and may seek to keep the Cailleachan ("Storm Hags") from damaging the crops, much in the way appeals are made to Lugh.
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He did allude to "storms" in his speech.
Is there a site claiming this?
It would make a great movie probably. 
Some fundamentalists claim that Lugh is Lucifer. |
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And saffron's mad about me!
They call me wollem wolley,
That's right, kcils!
They call me wollem wolley....
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| gpmtrad wrote: |
And saffron's mad about me!
They call me wollem wolley,
That's right, kcils!
They call me wollem wolley.... |
| Quote: | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellow_Yellow_(song)Mellow Yellow is a song and single release by Donovan. It reached #2 on the Billboard charts in the U.S. in 1966.
The song was rumored to be about smoking dried banana skins, which was believed to be a hallucinogenic drug in the 1960s, but this rumor has since been debunked. According to Donovan's notes accompanying the album Donovan's Greatest Hits, the rumor that one could get high from smoking dried banana skins was started by Country Joe McDonald in 1966, and Donovan heard the rumor three weeks before "Mellow Yellow" was released as a single. |
It's an odd reference to be in a prayer. |
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ANYTHING about Donovan is odd, Howl. Simply anything....
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| gpmtrad wrote: | | ANYTHING about Donovan is odd, Howl. Simply anything.... |
Waiting for someone to report they have heard "Mellow Yellow" or other Donovan songs played at Novus Ordo folk guitar Masses...
There were obscene Rap acts at inaugural events. |
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| Some folks are watching too many horror & SciFi movies... I am still surprised nobody brought the rumor that Mr. Obama was actually brought by aliens... or the rumor about full moon nights and strange sounds at his residence.... |
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| DCXIII wrote: | | Some folks are watching too many horror & SciFi movies... I am still surprised nobody brought the rumor that Mr. Obama was actually brought by aliens... or the rumor about full moon nights and strange sounds at his residence.... |
The allusions to Mellow Yellow and Banadine in his preacher's benediction prayer were weird enough. If they weren't smoking banana peels, maybe there is another explanation someone could think of. |
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| DCXIII wrote: | | Some folks are watching too many horror & SciFi movies... I am still surprised nobody brought the rumor that Mr. Obama was actually brought by aliens... or the rumor about full moon nights and strange sounds at his residence.... |
Rumors? HAH! |
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| et cum spirit 220 wrote: | | DCXIII wrote: | | Some folks are watching too many horror & SciFi movies... I am still surprised nobody brought the rumor that Mr. Obama was actually brought by aliens... or the rumor about full moon nights and strange sounds at his residence.... |
Rumors? HAH! |
Key sentence: "President Taft had a three legged tap dancer perform at his inaugural celebration while he unhinged his jaw to eat a whole turkey."
Their secret control of the presidency clearly goes back decades.
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| et cum spirit 220 wrote: | | DCXIII wrote: | | Some folks are watching too many horror & SciFi movies... I am still surprised nobody brought the rumor that Mr. Obama was actually brought by aliens... or the rumor about full moon nights and strange sounds at his residence.... |
Rumors? HAH! |
I can't *stand* the fact that Weekly World News is online! 
Obatma?!? |
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I am A CLOWN INTENTLY TYPE. I kind of like it. I've always been a clown because I was only pretty for 5 years.
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 I'm afraid of clowns. |
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| I'm afraid of Obatma! (I wonder if he's related to Obatma Gandhi?) |
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| dailyrosary wrote: | | I'm afraid of clowns. |
More frightening is a clown whose preacher quotes Donovan in prayers.
This may have been a first for Mellow Yellow and
Bananadine at an Inaugural benediction. Although Clinton seemed like he was smoking banana peels sometimes.
Obama has signed the order to fund abortion overseas. An omen of more things yet to come? In terms of the abortion karma it's a weird way to start a presidency. |
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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this one should be nominated for the World Anagram Hall of Fame or there isn't a Hall of Fame this one alone merits its creation ....
Cardinal Mahony is "Roger Michael Mahony" which put into the anagram machine solves out to ..... this is so good it should be a Jeopardy question ....
Roger Michael Mahony = Hire A Homo Clergyman
.... you connect the dots.
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All right - couldn't resist. My name produced these:
A Rename Inner Ho Joint
A Enema Heroin Jinn Rot
And there's a few others I wouldn't put on a Catholic website, although my inner immaturity came out while reading the list.
There's a few of you who will might get a kick out of these:
A Retrain Nominee John
A Renominate Re John In
A Retainer Mine John On
Oh, the irony. |
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There are 58824 anagrams for my first and last name.
I particularly like this one: A Hacker Nudity I Zip
But this one describes me better: A Panicky Ditzier Uh
I'll keep you posted if I find any genuinely good ones after going through all 58000 of them.
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Truly gross: A Pained Rich Zit Yuk
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| orate wrote: | Truly gross: A Pained Rich Zit Yuk
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I must be extremely immature, because I am finding these immensely amusing. My daughter was at a friend's and I kept calling her and laughing when I ran across good ones on my list. Then I did her name. She said, "It doesn't take much to entertain you, does it Mom?" |
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| Isabel wrote: | | A Retrain Nominee John |
Oh, the irony.[/quote]
Indeed. 
I have a number of nominees for retraining on my prayer list. |
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| Isabel wrote: | | orate wrote: | Truly gross: A Pained Rich Zit Yuk
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I must be extremely immature, because I am finding these immensely amusing. My daughter was at a friend's and I kept calling her and laughing when I ran across good ones on my list. Then I did her name. She said, "It doesn't take much to entertain you, does it Mom?" |
I would say you're in good company but humility prevents me (haha), I will confess I am a little immature myself. I was tickled to find deeper insight into Marty Haugen for instance:
Marty Haugen =
A Gaunt Rhyme
Gayer Than Um
Neath Gay Rum
Guy Hater Man
Naught My Ear
Gay Harm Tune
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I also admit to not being particularly mature. Fifty years old, and I favorited that Weekly World News site. Just can't get enough of Batboy.
I anagramed my name and my favorite was Card Ferry Jenny Hi. This is particularly meaningful to me because these days my mission in life is to play Hearts on my computer. I went to college and majored in Hearts.
Why do I get the sensation that maturity will elude me all my life? |
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quote: If they weren't smoking banana peels, maybe there is another explanation someone could think of. quote
Crack cocaine, of course, is that not the conclusion of every right wing conservative religious freak, meaning alot of us including me?
Daily, I'm not THAT kind of clown. Please don't cry every time you see my name posted.
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