The "Lefebvrite"
Lexicon (or "Lefebvricon")
By John Grasmeier
Angelqueen.org
October, 2006
As a result of all of the
media attention being paid to the freeing of the traditional Mass,
there has consequently been much attention paid to the traditional Catholic priestly
Society of St. Pius X (SSPX). Journalists, bloggers and writers desiring to
cover the topic have been forced to become quickly informed on a subject which
many
had previously known little or nothing about.
Due to their inherent lack
of true knowledge, we've witnessed a wide range of unusual terms being used by
these journalist to
describe SSPX clergy and the congregants who attend their Masses. We've read
about "Lefebvrites", "Lefebvrists" and even "Lefebvrians" - whatever those are.
It seems that some calling themselves journalists, insist on
employing non-existent
pejorative terms to describe their subjects - terms that the subjects have never, nor would
ever, use to describe
themselves.
For the sake of charity, so that journalists
educating themselves on the subject of the SSPX don't appear biased or
unintelligent, the following list of
terms or "Lefebvricon"
is now being made available for reference.
Lefebvrestan - The geographic
location where traditional Catholics (aka Lefebvrists, Lefebvrites and
Lefebvrians) live. Of course one won't be able to find it on a map, but one
won't be able to find any Lefebvrists, Lefebvrites or Lefebvrians either.
Lefebvronian
- One who allows traditional Catholicism to influence his political worldview.
Lefebvrenomics - The influence of
traditional Catholic values on economic systems.
Lefebvrechist - The more activist type of Lefebvronian.
The Lefebvrechist is often a more strident adherent to Lefebvrenomics.
Lefebvresque - The traditional Catholic
style of building and church construction.
Lefebvrology - The study of traditional
Catholicism.
Lefebvrepology - The study of traditional
Catholic history and culture.
Lefebvrecology - The study of the
traditional Catholic environment and the natural world.
Lefebvriatrics - The field of traditional
Catholic medicine.
Lefebvretrician or Lefebvriatrist - A
traditional doctor. Which term is used would depend upon state and local
licensing regulations.
Lefebvrechiatry - The study of
traditional Catholic psychiatric medicine.
Lefebvrozac - Pills prescribed by the
Lefebvrechiatrist in order to manage or relieve the stress that comes with being
a traditionalist.
Lefebvrotechnics - The study of
traditional Catholic fires and explosions.
Lefebvrionics - Traditional Catholic
robot building.
Lefebvrephonics -
Traditional
Catholic spelling and grammar.
Lefebvrephopia - Fear of traditional
Catholics.
Lefebvrophelia - Inordinate attraction to traditional
Catholics.
Lefebvriano - Traditional Catholic
Italian cuisine.
Lefebvriolis - Small pasta squares
stuffed with traditional Catholic cheese or meat.
Lefebvrafia - Traditional organized crime.
The SSPX also has
its
own month.

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