BREAKING NEWS: CHURCH MILITANT IS A COVERT OPERATION BY THE LIBERAL NATIONAL CATHOLIC REPORTER TO DISCREDIT CONSERVATIVE, ORTHODOX, TRADTIONAL CATHOLICS!

BREAKING NEWS: CHURCH MILITANT IS A COVERT OPERATION BY THE LIBERAL NATIONAL CATHOLIC REPORTER TO DISCREDIT CONSERVATIVE, ORTHODOX, TRADTIONAL CATHOLICS!

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  1. Pope Francis warns of ‘Sharknado’ effect danger from Hurricane Florence due to climate change
    Holly Beth McQuackly
    National Catholic Contorter
    September 13, 2018




    ROME, ITALY – After meeting with a panel of environmental consultants and climatologists in the Vatican, Pope Francis warned of the imminent danger of a Sharknado effect from Hurricane Florence along the east coast of the United States. The Holy Father had been advised during the meeting that the hurricane threatening the Atlantic seaboard is so strong that the cyclone is drawing up sharks into the air which will be raining down on various towns, villages and suburbs in the Carolinas to Washington, DC as well as the Maryland and Virginia suburbs. The pope said that this is “clearly an effect of climate change” and that Catholic laity should “limit their use of air conditioning and bottled water” to try to counteract the torrential downfall of “Hammerheads, Makos, Tiger Sharks, and Great Whites” certain to strike Nags Head, North Carolina, with devastating force before the weekend.



    “When the Sharknado cyclone hits, know that this is a sign of climate change that must not be met with silence,” the Holy Father continued. “But do not give in to neo-Pelagian triumphalism and excessive rigidity when you see sharks and snakes falling from the sky. We must not be burdened by small-minded rules which is the work of the Devil in his guise as the Great Accuser.”

    A team of Vatican climatologists has been sent to Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina, to observe the strength and force of the Sharknado and to collect trash and debris along the shore, in keeping with the Holy Father’s concern for the environment and the earth as our home.



    “Let us not be distracted by gossip and rumors of neo-Pelagian triumphalists and those suffering from excessive rigidity during this environmental crisis,” the Holy Father told journalists and reporters at his press conference. “We must all join in together to face the dangers of climate change and global warming. But when you do see sharks falling from the sky,” the Holy Father said, “do not react with xenophobia and hatred. Open the doors to your homes with mercy since we must always extend welcome to the stranger and migrants.”



    Downpours of falling sharks to rock Atlantic coast from hurricane’s Sharknado effect

    Father Paulo Giovanni Fettucine, S.J., a professor of moral theology and climatology in the New Evangelization at the Gregorian University in Rome, and the pope’s chief environmental consultant, said that in addition to the rainfall of Hammerheads, Makos, Tiger Sharks, and Great Whites pummeling the Carolina coast that downpours of plastic bottles, Budweiser cans, and Yosemite Sams had been sighted which also threaten the fragile ecological balance of nature. This story will be updated from the Vatican as reports come in.

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