Church Militant claims Cdl. Wuerl fleeing to Rome to avoid U.S. arrest for abuse cover-up

Church Militant claims Cdl. Wuerl fleeing to Rome to avoid U.S. arrest for abuse cover-up

WASHINGTON, D.C., August 30, 2018 (LifeSiteNews) – Pope Francis has directed Cardinal Donald Wuerl to leave the United States “before being arrested” by authorities, Church Militant’s Michael Voris reported this evening.

The Washington, D.C. cardinal – successor to disgraced ex-Cardinal Theodore McCarrick – and former bishop of Pittsburgh, where a recent grand jury report says he helped shuffle around and cover for sex abuser priests, is in hiding while “final plans for sneaking him out of the country are executed,” Voris reported.

According to Voris, who says he received this information from reliable sources, the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) may open up a RICO case against the Catholic Church. RICO, the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, is a 1970 anti-organized crime, anti-racketeering law.

Because Wuerl would be a prime target of such a case, according to Voris, Pope Francis wants him out of the country lest he reveal “all he knows” because any potential DOJ case would lead to the Vatican.

“They are trying to sneak him out of the nation under Vatican diplomatic secrecy,” said Voris, noting Wuerl has backed out of a number of public events after the Pennsylvania news broke, and speculating he may be hiding at a hotel in the nation’s capital. Voris said priests of the archdiocese received a letter from Wuerl saying he was looking forward to seeing them during Labor Day weekend.

The report begins at 1:52 in the video:

This potential action from the federal government, which would be huge if undertaken, is due to the clergy sexual abuse crisis that has rocked the U.S. church with the release of the Pennsylvania grand jury report that exposed decades of clerical sex abuse and church cover-up. Also adding to the scandal is the recent detailed testimony of Archbishop Carlo Viganò, who says that Pope Francis and a number of high-ranking cardinals, bishops, and priests knew about McCarrick’s predation yet still placed him in positions of influence and allowed him access to seminarians. Viganò said in his testimony that Wuerl “lies shamelessly” in denying that he was aware of McCarrick’s abuse.

Rumors about Wuerl’s whereabouts have been flying in D.C. Catholic circles, with some speculating he may already be in Rome and others also mentioning Wuerl’s alleged upcoming meeting with priests.

Catholic author George Neumayr and a Washington Post journalist both showed up to an upscale Northwest D.C. house owned by the Archdiocese of Washington to try to find out if it is where McCarrick is. Neumayr filmed his confrontations with at least one diocesan employee outside and even managed to walk around the first floor of the house. The Washington Post reporter said her editors received a call complaining about her presence.

As of August 30 at 5:40 p.m. EST, there was no activity outside that house and its lights were off.

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4 comments on “Church Militant claims Cdl. Wuerl fleeing to Rome to avoid U.S. arrest for abuse cover-up

  1. Cardinal Wuerl Seen Meeting with Elvis, Both Leave in Spaceship from Diner
    Holly Beth McQuackly
    National Catholic Contorter
    August 31, 2018

    Washington, DC – As rumors continue to spread regarding the whereabouts of Cardinal Wuerl in the wake of revelations from the Pennsylvania grand jury report on clergy sex abuse, reliable sources have confirmed that Cardinal Wuerl was seen meeting with Elvis at a roadside diner in Prince George’s County, Maryland, outside Washington, DC. Details are still being confirmed at the time of this report.

    Accompanying the embattled prelate and the King of Rock and Roll were Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, and missing Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa who reportedly joined the group at a booth in the diner where they all had dinner.

    Police sketch artist’s recreation of the scene from eyewitness reports

    Elvis with President Richard Nixon

    Exactly what was discussed between Cardinal Wuerl and Mr. Presley is being held under raps at this time and could not be confirmed by the diocesan spokesman, who gave a “no comment” response, but the King reportedly ordered the meatloaf with mashed potatoes while Mr. Hoffa reportedly was enjoying a hamburger and French fries with a Pepsi. Dean was ordering refills of Diet Coke.

    Cardinal Wuerl (with Pope Francis) has been denying reports that he was informed by the Vatican of sanctions against Cardinal McCarrick for inappropriate groping of seminarians.

    Halfway through dinner Hoffa left but returned a short time later carrying a box of documents which he handed over to Mr. Presley. A special commission of the USCCB will be investigating the contents of those documents.

    After the meal, Washington’s besieged cardinal was seen leaving with the celebrity foursome in a silver, metallic Flying Saucer parked in the rear parking lot. It was reported to have made unusual electronic beeping sounds as it took off.

    Several witnesses reported that the saucer was seen leaving in an eastward direction across the suburban Washington skyline. Where Elvis and the cardinal are now remains unknown at this time. This story will be updated as reports come in.

  2. This just in: Alex Jones’ father saw the saucer leaving Area 51.

    Alex Jones is reporting that a flying saucer like that seen in the movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still” has remained under investigation in Area 51 for more than 50 years.

    The last incidence of saucer sightings happened in August 1977 around the “death” of Elvis, when it was rumored that the robot Gort was dispatched to heal The King of rock-n-roll.

    Jones said, “It’s for real! My dad saw Elvis and Gort taking off from Area 51. It all makes sense! And the pope! I heard that after mass today the pope was in a trance. When he came around, he kept repeating, “Klaatu Barada Nikto.” The altar boys kept responding “And also with you.” But one older cardinal discerned that the pope was speaking in tongues and was crying out to resurrect his pontificate.”

    Gort laying hands on Pope Francis

    Jones continued, “The old cardinal called up his buddy Wuerl to use his connections in DC to save the pope. Wuerl saw this as an opportunity to get out of Dodge, so he went along for the ride.”

  3. Intergalactic Space Alien Brings Important Message to Washington Diocese
    Morris K. Bender
    National Catholic Contorter
    August 31, 2018

    Washington, DC – An intergalactic space alien landed in Washington, DC, on Friday afternoon with an important message for Cardinal Wuerl and the Church of Novus Ordo modernism. He identified himself as “Klaatu” and asked to speak with church leaders about the clergy sex abuse crisis.

    Klaatu had an important message for mankind. “People of the Earth, the estrogenizing chemicals from Birth control pills on your planet have been leaking into streams, rivers, and reservoirs, posing a grave danger to all animal life on Earth. The same estrogenizing chemical toxins which have been making frogs on your planet turn gay have also been having similar effects on modernist Catholic clergy who use the same drinking and bathing water, contaminating their endocrine systems with dangerous, gender-bending chemical poisons.

    Ultimately, the choice is yours. Continue poisoning your water supply with estrogenizing chemicals from artificial Birth control pills and you will continue spawning gender and sexual abnormalities, depleting the Earth’s supply of normal, healthy men, making it impossible for Earthlings to reproduce naturally and normally. So you must choose wisely. If you refuse to clean up your contaminated rivers, streams, and reservoirs of these estrogenizing chemical toxins, the gay frogs and sex pervert modernist clergy will take over.”

    “You wouldn’t want to be groped or fondled by a creepy modernist sex pervert clergyman, would you, Bobby?”

    “Gosh, no, Mister Carpenter.”

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