Who wrote that book about the FrankenPope the Great Reformer?

uesday, 20 March 2018

Who wrote that book about the FrankenPope the Great Reformer?

At last the secret is out, and we can reveal who wrote that notorious book about the Pope, a best-seller that has brought its author riches beyond the dream of avarice.The book in question is, of course, “Pope Francis, the Great Reformer.” It told of Francis’s rise to power in Peronist Argentina, and how it affected his career. The author chose to publish the book under an obvious false name – Austen Ivereigh – as plausible an alias as Brontë Tusk, Eliot Gnashers, or Dickens Heffalump. Did he fear reprisals?

The Great Reformer

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All we knew about the author was that he was some sort of Catholic journalist, with a gift for clunky prose and very liberal ideas. It seemed that he had spent some time in Argentina, but was now based in the UK. Somebody leaked the information that he ran some sort of dictatorship, the Kingdom of Voices, where his lackeys addressed him as “Sire”.

There was no limit to his boldness. He once presented Pope Francis with a copy of the controversial book, taking care to disguise himself as Ronnie Corbett, before melting into the crowd.

Ivereigh and the Pope

Austen Ivereigh in disguise. Is he really a six-foot blonde woman?

But in the end, the secret could be kept no longer. The brilliant Vatican secret police tracked down the real Austen Ivereigh, and it turned out to be …

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A six-foot blonde woman!

Sorry, that’s all we’ve got time for.

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