Pope Sees Own Shadow; Predicts Six More Decades Of FrankenPapacy

Pope Sees Own Shadow; Predicts Six More Decades Of FrankenPapacy

[Who is the real Pope?  Who is the unreal one? – AQ moderator Tom]

FEBRUARY 5, 2018 BY  EOTT ADMIN

The world’s most famous pope foresees no early end to his papacy.

The Pope’s handlers announced Friday February 2nd [Groundhogmas Day] that Pope Francis had seen his own shadow earlier that day.

Legend has it that if the furry Pope casts a shadow on that feast, the people of the world are to expect no less that six more decades of the Francis papacy, or at least Francis-like papacy [first with Secretary of State Cardinal Parolin and then Filipino Cardinal Tagle].

“It’s really a cool thing to see,” said Alice Moya, just one of the hundreds of spectators that gathered at the Vatican Friday. “It’s one of those things that you hope to one day scratch off your bucket list.

Bundled up and dancing to music in the freezing cold, another visitor, Tabatha O’Neill, told EOTT that the event was all that she had imagined.

“The event was really fun. One of the Pope’s handlers took him out of his cage, a humble looking cage, of course, and pulled him up by the scruff of his neck. Then he pretended to listen to something Francis was saying before finally announcing that the Pope had announced 60 more years of his papacy. That’s when I threw up. A lot of people booed while others cheered. Then, as is custom, everyone went on to their blogs or other website comboxes and started going apeshit at each other. It was fun.”

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