Demon complains about being silenced

Wednesday, 31 January 2018

Demon complains about being silenced

Judaea, AD 30.The celebrity demon Nitram, who was scheduled to possess the soul of Mr Rusay, a local pastor, has complained about the actions of “that rad-trad, far-right Jesus”, who has cancelled his speaking engagement and sent him down to the pits of Hell.

demon in Lake of Fire

“All I wanted to do was build bridges.”

Nitram, a prominent Demoncrat supporter who has publicly stated “Don’t believe what they say about the Last Trump,” is well known for his outspoken views on religion. His speaking engagement, occupying the soul of Mr Rusay, would have allowed him to put out a stream of blasphemy and heresy. Following an online petition (anyone know what this is? Some sort of prayer? St Mark doesn’t say) Jesus was called in to cancel this engagement.

However, all is not lost, as Nitram’s talk on “Why Jesus was a great sinner until he met the Canaanite woman, but that’s not a problem” has been rescheduled for the Lake of Fire Lecture Theatre, where he expects a warm welcome.

casting out demons

Begone to the Tablet!

Supporters of Nitram, including H’gierevi of Crux and Legion of the National Catholic Reporter, have also complained about far-right rad-trad campaigns designed to reinforce Christian teaching. The debate for the soul of Catholicism continues.

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