Trump criticised over award to Francis

Saturday, 27 January 2018

Trump criticised over award to Francis

The “Holy Father” of the Republican Church, Pope Donald, has been severely criticised by
pious Republicans over his award to President Francis of the Vatican State.

 

“No, it’s not chocolates. Guess again.”

When the leaders met in May last year, Donald gave Francis various gifts, including the works of Martin Luther King (“I know you admire Martin Luther”) and a bronze sculpture named Rising Above (“I’ve kept the receipt, so you can exchange it if you don’t like it”).

However, criticism in the Republican Church – the religion with the strongest pro-life credentials – is mounting. This is because Francis is known to be distinctly weak on this issue – he is a friend of Emma Bonino and Lilianne Ploumen – and gifts from Donald to Francis might be interpreted as saying that Pope Donald approves of President Francis’s views.

The “other” church in America, the Democrats, is of course much less interested in pro-life issues, and although it is severely Protestant (“No Donaldry!”), it has not yet condemned Pope Donald for his award to President Francis, except in the sense of “Whatever Donald does is wrong.”

Spin-doctors at the Washican have stressed that the gifts to Francis were “purely diplomatic protocol” and do not imply any endorsement of him. “In fact the award was actually meant as a slight,” said one cardinal. “Can you really imagine President Francis sitting by the fireside of an evening reading the works of Martin Luther King, if there is football on the telly? And the sculpture is just going to get in the way.”

Rising above. “Francis has already tripped over it three times.”

Indeed, given that Francis gave Pope Donald a copy of his famous work Laudato Si’, it is hard to be sure who was being slighted.

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One comment on “Trump criticised over award to Francis

  1. LOL !!! One of BE’s best to date.

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