With so much incredible nonsense being perpetrated in both the Church and the World during what should be a holy and happy time, it occurred to me to start this contest. It’s designed to give voice to the many devoted hearts out there so they could in their own words describe what a “MERRY CHRISTMAS” means to them with emphasis on the MERRY part since we all know it’s Christ’s birthday. There’s only one rule and that is it must be your own words not those of some erudite Christian philosopher of times past or present. Good luck and good writing.

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  1. My Merry Christmas πŸŽ„ would be , that when I wake up for Church, I would find, like Scrooge did , that all the bad things that have happened with Vatican 2 and the Catholic Church was just a dream ! No Norvus Ordo Mass, no Masonic and Homosexual Popes , Doctrine not changed , no pastoral BS, Creation Covenants, no Liberation Theology, No Global warming BS from the pulpit, and light in the loafer priests would be gone , along with the Jesuits ! Social Justice Warriors would be confined to the Protestants, and the cone headed Bishops would not be selling out this country for 40 pieces of Silver by lobbying for more Muslim refugees! I could open up my window and hear πŸ”” Church Bells , and Tiny Tim would be cured by a real miracle, not the phony ones the Vatican makes up to make their phony saints (who were degenerates) look Holy ! We have two days to make it happen ! Merry Christmas πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ» To all and to all a good night 😴!

  2. Thanks Captain, that’s quite a list and one that I certainly agree with. To me, Merry means an inner Joy and Peace that can only come when the Church returns to Tradition and there is but One liturgy, practice and belief. Still, we have a small slice of it in our underground chapels and venues and may Almighty God allow us to keep it. Have a very Merry Christmas.

  3. Merry Christmas πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ to you Sir !

  4. Merry Christmas to each of you three fine gentlemen. In your honor, I just arranged with UPS to send several large drone shipments of bituminous coal to sunny Nuovo Roma. They will arrive over their target, the Motel 6, precisely at midnight on Christmas Eve and unload straight down the chimney…

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