Međugorje: The Russians Did It

Međugorje: The Russians Did It

It is “likely” that the KGB was behind “many obstacles and suspicions” against the alleged apparitions of Međugorje, Father Salvatore Perrella, a member of the Pontifical Međugorje commission, believes. At the start of the apparitions, Međugorje belonged to Yugoslavia, a Communist country not aligned with the Soviet Union.

Talking to La Fede Quotidiana (November 6) Perella calls it also “likely” that the bishops of Mostar who all adamantly opposed the apparitions, were blackmailed and threatened by secret services.

Nevertheless, when the apparitions started, Mostar Bishop Pavao Žanić (+2000) published a 40-page essay in which he detailed precise reasons showing that the apparitions were a hoax.

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One comment on “Međugorje: The Russians Did It

  1. Captain Kirk: Mister Spock! The Russians suppressing the Marian apparitions and prophetic messages of Medjugorje … analyze using your usual superior Vulcan logic which we no longer call “superior” in public discussions in order to avoid being accused of neo-Pelagian triumphalism and excessive rigidity by sensitive liberals and progressive modernists who might be less familiar with Aristotelian logic due to changes in curriculum from the Land O’Lakes conference and who, therefore, might view displays of logic as triggering events and microaggressions …

    Spock: Fascinating, Captain. It is possible that the Kremlin would take an interest in such matters. Indeed, some time ago Italian journalists theorized that Vladimir Putin was the secret power behind conservative and traditional Catholic critics of Pope Francis and his progressive modernist agenda.

    Captain Kirk: It wasn’t Boris and Natasha? I thought they were busy sabotaging Hillary Clinton’s campaign for president and helping Trump improve the market for casinos, hotels, and luxury apartment buildings. Or were they helping Hillary and Fusion GPS with the Trump dossier. The story has changed so many times it’s hard keeping the plot straight.

    Natasha Fatale: I thought we were bribing Comrade Hillary and Comrade Bill to secure the Uranium One deal?

    Boris Badenov: We did. But Trump pee pee dossier was good money, no?
    Send decadent Western bourgeoiskis around in circles chasing own tails.

    Hercule Poirot: Aha! So Boris and Natasha were behind the Trump pee pee dossier after all!

    Watson Boris and Natasha? Good heavens, Holmes!

    Sherlock Holmes: Not heaven, Watson. But never underestimate a dedicated Communist or their Alinskyite sleeper agents!

    Maxwell Smart: It was Boris and Natasha, Chief. Shall we call the FBI or the Russian Embassy?

    The Chief: I’m afraid Boris and Natasha have penetrated the FBI, Max.

    Hans Küng: I would like to address that…

    Boris Badenov: I must email big Communist in Moscow!

    Inspector Clouseau: Boris and Natasha bribing the Clinton Foundation and selling the Trump pee pee dossier to Fusion GPS and the Hillary campaign? Something very strange is going on here and we must not stp until we find out exactly what it is!

    Watson: Bolsheviks on the Potomac!

    Sherlock: Yes, I’m afraid so, Watson. We will have to follow the clues on this trail very closely. How many rivers are there between the Russian Embassy in Washington, DC, and the United Nations building in New York?

    Inspector Clouseau: Russians on the Potomac?

    Columbo: Oh. Boris and Natasha? They were behind the Uranium One deal?

    General Ripper: How’s that for your post-war Commie conspiracy?

    General Turgidson: Your average Commie wants to take over the whole world. But these Alinskyites are dialectical Super-Commies working for the Illuminati in a global game of three-level chess that even the Ivy League dorks and strategists at the Council on Foreign Relations don’t even understand!

    Dr, Strangelove: Zat ist ze genius of ze Hegelian und Marxist dialectic, ja!

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