Curia Surprises Francis with One-Way Ticket to Buenos Aires

Curia Surprises Francis with One-Way Ticket to Buenos Aires

MARCH 20, 2017 BY EOTT ADMIN

Roman Curia officials pulled out all the stops this year to celebrate the 4th anniversary of Pope Francis’ accession to the Throne of St. Peter after scrounging together a few hundred Eurso to surprise him with an unforgettable one-way ticket to his native Buenos Aires.
“He’s been working so hard lately, we thought he could use an extended, indefinite getaway,” said Msgr. Giuseppe Bernardo, an attaché attached to the Papal Household. “Plus it’s a 14-hour flight…ample time for several meandering in-flight press scrums.”
“He’s going to love this!” honorary prelate Antonio Vada said, trying to contain his excitement. “We even had his boarding pass printed on poster-board like those giant ceremonial checks diocesan bishops are so fond of.”
At press time, the Curia was preparing to clean the universal Church while the boss was away.
“He left behind a pretty big mess,” an unnamed Cardinal prefect whispered. “This may take a century or more. Some of the stains might never come out.”

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