Pope Francis Mandates All Catholics Convert To Lutheranism In New Apostolic Exhortation

Pope Francis Mandates All Catholics Convert To Lutheranism In New Apostolic Exhortation

FEBRUARY 6, 2017 BY EOTT ADMIN

Just hours after Pope Francis published his latest work Reformatio Si, Catholic theologian Cardinal Walter Kasper told reporters that, though Pope Francis’ apostolic exhortation mandating all Catholics convert to Lutheranism might be tough to comprehend, he nevertheless prayed that they have faith in the same Holy Spirit that not only chose Francis to become pope, but also “was the instrument behind the works of St. Martin Luther.”

“I would like to say that, though this new exhortation is a few hundred years coming, it’s finally here,” Kasper said. “Honesty, I think that controversies surrounding Reformatio Si are ludicrous. Luther reformed a corrupt Church, meaning that his ideas were superior to the Catholic faith, and since God calls us to greatness, we then ought to except the superiority and greatness of Luther’s teachings.”

“Listen, and listen to me clearly,” Kasper went on to say. “I got 95 thesis but a pope ain’t one. I understand that and Francis understands that. And that’s why, as of tomorrow, Pope Francis will relinquish his title as Head of the Whore of Babylon, and will kindly ask to simply be called ‘Pastor Jorge.’ He has been given a part-time job as Associate Youth Pastor in Training at Atonement Lutheran Church in Louisville Kentucky. We ask everyone to pray that he does well.”

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5 comments on “Pope Francis Mandates All Catholics Convert To Lutheranism In New Apostolic Exhortation

  1. I find the lies and slapstick nature of this article highly offensive to everything which is noble and true.

    Grow up!

  2. The idea that every pope since 1517 has been “the Antichrist” is quite fascinating. Almost as funny as that true Christianity wasn’t discovered until the 16th century by a potty-mouth obsessive-compulsive German peasant monk with a masturbation addiction and a phobia about Italian cardinals. What will they say when the real Antichrist appears?

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