The Reform of the Reformation? San Diego’s Bishop McElroy opens King Henry VIII’s cause for canonization, citing need for “a patron of divorced and remarried Catholics”

The Reform of the Reformation? San Diego’s Bishop McElroy opens King Henry VIII’s cause for canonization, citing need for “a patron of divorced and remarried Catholics”

[Also restore Henry’s title (which Pope Paul II revoked in 1530 after Henry’s schism) as “Defender of the Faith (i.e., according to Pope Francis)”]

JANUARY 2, 2017 by The San Diego Reader via Cal-Catholic Admin

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To help drum up the necessary popular support for King Henry VIII’s cause for canonization, the Diocese of San Diego commissioned local painter Mort Alsin to create “Saint King Henry Presenting Anne Boleyn with the Head of the Traitor Thomas More”.

The following piece is satire.

SAINT JOSEPH’S CATHEDRAL, SAN DIEGO — Bishop McElroy was beaming during a recent convocation of San Diego’s priests and administrators. He had gathered his flock to announce that the inexorable logic of divine grace was about to produce a progressive reintegration: the canonization of England’s King Henry VIII, who famously broke with the Catholic Church in 1534 when he declared himself “the Supreme Head on earth of the Church of England.”

McElroy himself — a champion of Francis’ emphasis on “the way of mercy and reinstatement” — would open the famously flirtatious king’s cause.

Divorced and remarried Catholics need a champion, someone to whom they can look for understanding. Someone who understands their suffering, and who is willing to intercede on their behalf with Jesus Christ. King Henry understands. He should; he was married six times! And because he was both married and the Head of the Church, who knows, he may be able to plead their case more eloquently than even our own Pontiff, who is single.”

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2 comments on “The Reform of the Reformation? San Diego’s Bishop McElroy opens King Henry VIII’s cause for canonization, citing need for “a patron of divorced and remarried Catholics”

  1. You had me going until I read the picture caption. The “satire” warning helps. Whew.

  2. Actually quite plausible under the current regime in the Vatican. The only tip off was that they did not canonize Luther first. I think Luther was only married 2or 3 times and the last one was to a nun. Much more in keeping with Church doctrine than Henry. Fits right in with Amoris Laetitia magisterial rulings !

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