Will only Catholics get the satire?

Will only Catholics get the satire?

Hell is Hot, Heaven is Not – new curriculum in San Diego

DECEMBER 15, 2016 BY CAL-CATHOLIC ADMIN

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The December 14 issue of the San Diego Reader satirized recent actions of Bishop McElroy in the San Diego diocese.

The December 14 issue of the San Diego Reader satirized Bishop McElroy.
In the December 15 issue of the San Diego Reader, an “almost factual” story appears headlined “McElroy’s Mission: Local bishop seeks to raise environmental awareness among the faithful.

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The satirical piece begins, “San Diego’s Roman Catholic bishop Robert McElroy has said that he regards abortion and global warming as the two most crucial issues facing his bishopric. But while a large number of Catholics share his opinion with regard to abortion, fewer are onboard with the claim of global warming… In the words of Our Lady of Comfort parishioner Brad Halberd, “Our true home is heaven, not this shithole. There’s a reason Jesus called Satan ‘The Prince of This World.’ It’s all I can do to care about people. This ball of godforsaken rock can go straight to hell.”

To combat this attitude, and to reinforce the notion that all creation is a gift of the Creator and must be respected as such, McElroy has joined forces with the US. Conference of Catholic Bishops in developing “Hell is Hot, Heaven is Not,” an educational program that will be implemented throughout the diocese of San Diego….”
The last paragraph of the story ends: “…That’s why we’re installing solar panels on all our churches and switching to LED lights in all our sanctuary lamps and electronic votive candles.”

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Picture Story: Ross Douhat Penitent Before Bishop McElroy

In an adjacent story titled “Ross Douhat Penitent Before Bishop McElroy,” the first paragraph begins, “’It would have been one thing if this clown had gone after me in some dinky Catholic publication,’ explains San Diego bishop Robert McElroy, who recently placed New York Times Op-Ed writer Ross Douhat under an interdict that prevented the traditionally minded Catholic scribbler from entering a Catholic Church or receiving the sacraments in the continental United States. “But he attacked me on the New York Times’ website – the paper of record, read all over the country, and indeed, the world. Those were my people he was bad-mouthing me in front of…..’”

To see the entire stories, click here and turn to pages 14-15.

(Full disclosure: Jim Holman, who is president of California Catholic Daily, is the owner and editor of the San Diego Reader.)

Art as teacher:

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“Art as teacher” satire (from San Diego Reader)

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