Vatican Pravda?

Vatican Pravda?


October 18, 2016, Tuesday

“With an article worthy of Pravda, the Vatican Insider website today presents its readers the equation ‘traditionalist Catholic’ = ‘enemy of Bergoglio’ = ‘lover of Putin.'” —Francesco Colafemmina, an Italian Catholic philologist with a love for sacred art and architecture (link). In a new article entitled “Vatikan Pravda,” Colafemmina sharply criticizes an October 16 article on the Vatican Insider website by Andrea Tornielli and Giacomo Galeazzi which lists the names of “critics” of Pope Francis, and alleges that these “anti-Francis Catholics” are attracted to… Russian President Vladimir Putin. (link) For the full text of this article, see below. (Special note: the Vatican Insider website is different from and has nothing to do with Inside the Vatican magazine, which I founded and direct; to subscribe to Inside the Vatican monthly magazine, click here)


Pravda on the Tiber?

Today I have to report on a fascinating and troubling controversy that has arisen in Italy, but which has relevance for the entire Catholic Church, and for the world in general.

imageThe origin of the controversy is a rather odd, rambling report on the various individuals and groups comprising the “Catholic opposition” to Pope Francis, published two days ago, on October 16, by Andrea Tornielli and Giacomo Galeazzi on the Vatican Insider website (a project of one of Italy’s leading daily newspapers, La Stampa of Turin).

I publish the entire article below, but here is the link.

The oddest thing about the report is its final sentence, which quotes Italian sociologist Massimo Introvigne as saying that those Catholics who are critical of Pope Francis are attracted to… Russian President Vladimir Putin(!).

One might have expected the authors to link the Catholic critics of Pope Francis to French monarchist movements, or to traditional Catholic movements devoted to the theology of St. Thomas Aquinas or the liturgy of the old Mass, but no, the authors link the supporters of Pope Francis to… Putin.

“Catholics who are anti-Francis but love Putin” is the title of the article.

I was startled by this headline, because it is the first time I have ever seen a direct attempt to link conservative Catholics with the former Soviet KGB agent, and I immediately asked myself, “Why this? Why now?”

I don’t yet have any comprehensive answer.

However, one odd thing, it seems to me, is that the impact of the article, in the end, is to prompt a reader to go look at the articles and websites listed. In other words, this article, by listing many of the opponents of Pope Francis and their websites, makes it much easier for those reading the article to consult those very articles and websites. Whether this is an intended or unintended consequence of the publication of this article, I do not know.

Clearly, this article seems aimed at dividing the Church into two groups, one “pro-Francis” and the other “anti-Francis.”

For the Church, the ultimate effect of this type of incipient “division” of the Church into two types of Catholics is something which seems likely to increase polarization, defensiveness and division, which would weaken the Church and so be a matter of rejoicing for the Church’s enemies.

This unusual little article, thus, seems important, and it needs to be taken into consideration by anyone attempting to understand this pontificate — and by anyone attempting to defend the perennial faith of our Church.

The main purpose of this letter, then, is to bring your attention to this article, and alert you to the fact that a new phase in the ongoing cultural and theological struggle over the future of the Church seems to have been initiated this week.

And this is a confirmation for me of things I have heard in a number of conversations during the past year in which I have been told that an effort will be made to exploit the differences in theological emphasis in the Church in order to divide the Church and render her less able to stand against the various anti-Christian agendas which are developing with such rapidity in our time.

The agenda seems to be two-fold: to divide the Church in every way possible and by so doing to weaken her.

I do note one interesting fact found in the second paragraph of the article: that one vote during the 2013 papal conclave which ended by electing Jorge Bergoglio as Pope, was not counted. The cardinals filled out their votes, the article says, but when the ballots were all brought to the front, and counted, it was seen that there was one extra slip of paper, one ballot too many. So, it was immediately decided to throw away all of those ballots and to vote again, the article says.

I had not heard before of this invalid vote, cast and then thrown away, and the authors seem to give Antonio Socci as the source for this information, and to accept it as fact, not questioning whether it is true or not.


The Controversial Article

Below is the Vatican Insider article which has aroused such controversy.

Once again, I publish the entire text of the article here, but it can also be found at this link.

So everything that follows is from the article, not my own writing, which ends here.


Catholics Who Are Anti-Francis But Love Putin

Journey to the world of Francis’ opponents, where regionalists, Ratzinger nostalgics and enemies of the Council are joined by a common disapproval of the current Pope: “There is chaos in the Church because of the Pope”


(This photo, taken on February 11, 2013, the day that Pope Benedict announced his resignation, illustrates the Vatican Insider article, which has the following caption: “On his official Facebook page, Antonio Socci claims that Benedict XVI did not really want to resign but still considers himself Pope and wants in some way to share the ‘Petrine ministry’ with his successor. Ratzinger himself, however, has denied this interpretation”)

October 16, 2016

By Giacomo Galeazzi and Andrea Tornielli


The glue that holds them together is their aversion towards Francis. The world of Francis dissenters ranges from Lefebvrians who have decided to “wait for a traditional Pope” before renewing their communion with Rome, to catholic regionalists who compare Francis to his predecessor Ratzinger and promote the campaign “Benedict is my Pope.”

imageThen there are the ultra-conservatives of Fondazione Lepanto — a foundation that aims to protect the principles and institutions of the Christian civilization — and websites that share sedevacantist positions, adamant that the Catholic writer Antonio Socci was right to argue that Bergoglio’s election is invalid, simply because a vote was cancelled without a scrutiny in the March 2013 Conclave.

This was because one of the cardinals mistakenly placed an extra ballot in the ballot box.

The voting resumed immediately to wipe away any doubts and without any of the cardinal electors raising any objections.

Prelates and traditionalist intellectuals have signed appeals or protested against the Argentinian Pope’s open pastoral attitude with regard to communion for remarried divorcees and dialogue with the Chinese government.

Opposition to the Pope unites people and groups that are very different among them: soft criticism is expressed by online newspaper La Bussola Quotidiana and monthly newspaper Il Timone, directed by Riccardo Cascioli.

imageThe Argentinian Pope is also reproached almost on a daily basis by L’Espresso’s former Vatican affairs journalist Sandro Magister.

Then there are the revelatory and mocking comments made by Maria Guarini in Italian blog Chiesa e Postconcilio and the harsher criticisms made by ultra-traditionalist and sedevacantist groups, those who believe there has not been a worthy Pope since Pius XII.

Italian newspaper La Stampa visited the places and protagonists of this opposition to Francis which is contained in terms of numbers but widespread on the web. Those behind this opposition, use the Internet and private meetings between clerics, combining frontal and public attacks with more articulate strategies.

Alessandro Gnocchi, who writes for the Riscossa Cristiana and Unavox websites, is on the frontline of web criticism against the Pope: “Bergoglio is systematically surrendering the Church to the world, the Church is becoming worldly. His pontificate is based on the brutal handling of power. Never has the faith been so debased.”

(Alessandro Gnocchi is included among the “opponents” of Pope Francis because he has written that “the Church is becoming worldly”)

Opposition headquarters

Fondazione Lepanto, located between the paleochristian walls of St. Balbina Basilica on the Aventine Hill, is one of the cultural power houses of anti-Francis sentiment.

The foundation’s books combined with the Corrispondenza Romana news agency and the meetings held in the sitting room on the first floor, make it one of the headquarters of the anti-Bergoglio front.

“The Church is going through one the biggest moments of chaos in its history and the Pope is one of the causes of this,” says historian and President of Fondazione Lepanto, Roberto De Mattei. This chaos is above all to do with the Pope’s magisterium. Francis is not the solution but part of the problem.”

Opposition, De Mattei added, “is not just being expressed by these so-called traditionalist circles extends to bishops and theologians who were trained according to the Ratzinger and Wojtyla schools of thought.”

De Mattei prefers to refer to it as “resistance” rather than “dissent.” This resistance was recently expressed by 45 Catholic theologians and philosophers who criticized the apostolic exhortation “Amoris Laetitia” and by 80 figures – who gradually turned into several thousand – including Catholic cardinals, bishops and theologians, who made a declaration of “loyalty to the unchanging magisterium of the Church.”

One of the hotbeds of resistance, the historian underlined, “is the John Paul II Institute for the family, whose heads were recently removed by Bergoglio.”

Traditionalists are also targeting Francis for the part his migration policy is playing in destabilizing Europe and obliterating western civilization.

Political-theological opposition

The attack against Francis is global.

“There is a strong geopolitical element in the circles that oppose Francis,” observes Agostino Giovagnoli, Professor of Contemporary History at the Milan’s Università Cattolica and expert on dialogue with China. “They are accusing Bergoglio of not proclaiming the truths of the faith with sufficient vigour but in reality they are blaming him for not defending the West’s primacy. This opposition has political motivations that are masked by theological and ecclesial questions.”

China is an example of this. “There is an alliance between Hong Kong circles, sectors within the US and Europe’s right-wing: they are accusing Francis of putting the goal of uniting the Church in China before the defense of religious freedom,” he continues. “Such positions are often expressed by Catholic news agency Asianews. These critics say the Pope should affirm religious freedom as a political argument against Beijing instead of seeking dialogue through diplomatic means.”

Opposition — which also finds backing in the Curia — is also being voiced by clerics with Vatican connections, such as the liturgist and theologian Fr. Nicola Bux, a consultant to the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith and the Office of Liturgical Celebrations.

“Today, there are quite a few lay people, priests and bishops are asking themselves where we are headed,” he tells La Stampa. “In the Church, it has always been possible to express one’s opposition to ecclesiastical authorities, even the Pope. Cardinal Carlo Maria Martini notoriously put his opposition to the reigining Pope in writing too but John Paul II never removed him from his post as Archbishop of Milan, nor did he consider him a conspirator.”

The Pope’s job, Bux continued, is “to safeguard ecclesial communion, not to favour division and rivalry, siding with progressives against the conservatives.”

“If a Pope upheld a heterodox doctrine, cardinals in Rome could declare his fall from office.”

(Italian researcher Flavio Cuniberto has authored a book criticising the Pope’s social magisterium, and recently launched a protest in the Italian newspaper Il Giornale)

In a rippling crescendo, researcher Flavio Cuniberto — who has authored a book criticising the Pope’s social magisterium, is a scholar of René Guenon and of traditionalism close to the esoteric right — recently launched a protest in Italian newspaper Il Giornale. He stated that “Bergoglio has not updated Catholic doctrine, he’s destroyed it and acts as though he is a Catholic but is in fact not: the distorted idea of poverty elevates old pauperism to the dogmatic sphere.”

The Pope praises recycling and thus “the virtues of the good late-modern consumer become the new evangelical virtues.”

Theories about the two Popes

On his official Facebook page, Antonio Socci claims that Benedict XVI did not really want to resign but still considers himself Pope and wants in some way to share the “Petrine ministry” with his successor.

Ratzinger himself has denied this interpretation outright on more than one occasion between February 2014 and the recent interview-length book “Final Conversations,” confirming that his resignation is completely valid and publicly demonstrating his obedience to Francis.

The theory was fueled by the interpretation drawn from some words pronounced last may by the Prefect of the Papal Household and Benedict XVI’s secretary, Archbishop Georg Ganswein.

imageDuring a book presentation, Fr. Georg stated: “There are not two Popes therefore but an extended ministry, with an active member and a contemplative member.”

Socci published Bergoglio and Ratzinger’s photos next to each other with the caption: “Which of the two?”

He went on to write: “One contrasts love and the truth (Bergoglio), while another sees them united in God (Benedict XVI)”.

Among the many comments to these remarks, Paolo Soranno wrote: “Francis I seems to be serving God Rainbow (who does not impose religious and moral principles) and not the Catholic God.”

The opposition intensifies on the web, with people letting all fury loose protected by their computer screen, as was apparent from some comments beneath the articles posted on social networks.

The “messainitaliano” website, which promotes the old liturgy but also publishes vitriolic comments on the Pope, speaks about the “tedious ideological monotony of the current pontificate.”

On the web, one comes across comments about the Church eventually dissolving into some kind of a UN of religions with a touch of Greenpeace and a hint of a trades union organization, given that “today, moral sins are downgraded and Bergoglio established social (or socialist) sins as well.”

Maria Guarini’s ultra-traditionalist blog “Chiesa e Postconcilio” publishes titles such as: “If the next Pope is Bergoglian, the Vatican will become a Cathomasonic branch.”

The opposition comes from the more conservative side of the spectrum but also finds a voice among some disappointed ultra-progressives.

Such is the case of the Ambrosian priest Fr. Giorgio De Capitani, who relentlessly attacks Francis from the left and does not therefore merit to be included in the groups described so far.

He tears the pontificate to pieces and feeds it to the wolves. “How many useless and obvious words. Peace, justice and goodness. The Pope is really getting on our nerved with all these tear-jerking words and gestures. Francis is a victim of his own consensus and all he is doing is creating illusions, pulling the wool over our eyes, steals some applause and fills some nincompoop journalists who know nothing of the faith, with rapture.”

imageJournalist Giuseppe Rusconi reflected: “Is our Shepherd really above all ‘ours’ or is he not showing that he favours the indistinct global flock, thus being perceived by non-Catholic public opinion as a leader who responds to the wishes of contemporary society? Is he doing it as part of a Jesuit strategy or out of personal choice? And when the shepherd returns to the pen, how many sheep will be bring with him? And how many of those lost will he find?”

This mixed opposition has identified some bishops and cardinals as reference points.

On his blog, Magister put Guinean cardinal Robert Sarah forward as a papal candidate. Sarah is currently Francis’ liturgy minister and is much loved by conservatives and traditionalists who often quote him on their websites and publications.

Risk of a schism?

Among those considered pole stars, are first and foremost US cardinal Raymond Leo Burke, patron of the Sovereign Military Order of Malta and the Auxiliary Bishop of Astana, Athanasius Schneider.

But beyond the amplified stories present on the web, there do not seem to be any further schisms on the horizon, after Bishop Marcel Lefebvre’s in 1988.

Sociologist Massimo Introvigne is adamant about this: “There are more than 5,000 Catholic bishops in the world, only about 10 of them are active in their opposition, many of whom are retired, meaning that 10 is not substantial.”

Introvigne claims that this opposition “is present both on the web and in real life and is overestimated: there are dissidents who write comments on social networks using four or five different pseudonyms, to give the impression there are many of them.”

According to the sociologist, the movement “is not successful because it is not united. There are at least three different kinds of opposition: the political opposition of American foundations, the opposition of Marine Le Pen and Matteo Salvini who are not particularly interested in liturgical or moral issues — they often do not even go to church — but in immigration and the Pope’s critiques against turbo-capitalism.

“Then there is the opposition expressed by those who feel a nostalgia for Benedict XVI but do not contest Vatican II.

“And there is the radical opposition of the Society of St. Pius X or the likes of De Mattei and Gnocchi. This form of opposition rejects the Council and everything that came after it. Despite support from the odd Church figure, the contradictions between the three standpoints are destined to explode and a common front has no chance of lasting.”

imageIntrovigne pointed out a surprising trait that many of these circles share: “It is the mythical idealization of Russian President Vladimir Putin (photo), who is presented as a ‘good’ leader in contrast to the ‘bad’ leader, the Pope, because of his stance on homosexual people, Muslims and immigrants. Russian foundations that have strong ties with Putin co-operate with the anti-Francis opposition.”

[End of article]


[Beginning of responses to the Vatican Insider article]

“Vatikan Pravda”?

In his critical comment on this article, Italian Catholic scholar Francesco Colafemmina, who is from Apulia in southern Italy, does not mince words.

“The emails of John Podesta, head of the electoral campaign of Hillary Clinton, revealed by Wikileaks, help us to understand,” Colafemmina writes. “In a February 11, 2012 email — exactly one year before the resignation of Benedict XVI — Podesta answers the activist Sandy Newman, who had asked for a ‘Catholic springtime’ to overcome ‘the medieval dictatorship’ of the Catholic hierarchy. Podesta responds that he had created two ‘progressive’ Catholic movements, but that she is right that they need to be brought to a higher level of effectiveness in exerting pressure on the Church.”

Colafemmina concludes that the original editorial aim of the Vatican Insider web project was “to create an adequate space for a one-way mediatic resonance in support of a papacy that would follow the allegedly ‘obscuratist’ papacy of Pope Benedict.”

And he adds: “The point is that, thank God, we understand better each day that this ‘media pressure’ function is not connected to internal Church matters only, but rather concerns a geopolitical dimension in which the Church, led by Bergoglio, is merely a tool, and certainly not the protagonist.”

He continues: “Frankly, I think Bergoglio’s pontificate coincides with a clear project: to introduce the Church into the reality of the so-called New World Order. I do not mean to say in paranoid tones that there is a kind of ‘conspiracy,’ but rather that there is a political or geopolitical necessity.

“We live in a world increasingly dominated by financial elites and the power of technology. In this world, which has erased classical culture, which no longer rests on the cultural roots of Europe, but rather on the dictates of an amorphous cultural and moral indifference, the Church has two possibilities: (1) to be crushed by the dominant culture, or (2) to try to survive.

“To survive, the Church must assume, in a kind of deadly mimicry, the very characteristics of the dominant culture: contradiction, temporariness, ahistoricism, entropy — in particular this last, which the great sociologist Zygmut Bauman has said is the keystone of the ‘culture’ of the financial elites. Entropy, chaos, unpredictability, are the ‘salt’ of the equity markets, the ‘salt’ of modern politics, the ‘salt’ of the speculators.

“So, the issue is far more profound than the age-old controversy between traditionalists and progressives within the Church. Do you really believe that the Catholic Church with all her properties, with her embassies, with the dissemination of her ministers in every corner of the world, is underestimated by the powers of this world? Not at all…

“Bergoglio is nothing other than the expression of a large slice of the College of Cardinals, bishops and above all diplomats who had come to understand at the end of the pontificate of John Paul II that to survive the Church did not have any options other than that of working out a ‘decent compromise’ with the world, according to the incisive definition of the controversial, but prophetic, Jesuit Fr. Malachi Martin.”

He continues: “In truth, the title in the printed newspaper edition of the article [in the Turin, Italy, newspaper La Stampa] is emblematic: ‘The Anti-Francis Catholics Attracted by the Power of Putin.’

“A fundamental premise, because the basic idea is that what attracts these Catholics is not Putin’s statesmanship and his geopolitical vision, but his ‘power’…

“In other words, in the final analysis, everything is always the fault of Putin, the perfect dictator, the tyrannical man who exudes power, the enemy of democracy, the homophobic and intolerant, the wealthy friend of Russian oligarchs, and so on.

“The source of this association — which is only a fleeting reference at the very end of the article, though the title suggests it is the main argument of this pseudo-investigation — is a well-known sociologist [Massimo Introvigne]…

“The article passes through a sieve with scientific scrupulousness the Catholic ‘dissidents,’ indeed the real ‘enemies,’ ‘opponents’ of Bergoglio.

“It ranges from the ‘Emeritus’ Vaticanist of Espresso, Sandro Magister, to Professor De Mattei, passing by Antonio Socci and many others.

“It gives the first and last names of all of them, in a sort of mediatic ‘proscription list’ worthy of Sulla [Note: In 82 BC, when the Roman leader Lucius Cornelius Sulla was appointed dictator rei publicae constituendae (‘Dictator for the Reconstitution of the Republic’), he proceeded to have the Senate draw up a list of those he considered enemies of the state and published the list in the Roman Forum. Any man whose name appeared on the list was ipso facto stripped of his citizenship and excluded from all protection under law; reward money was given to any informer who gave information leading to the death of a proscribed man, and any person who killed a proscribed man was entitled to keep part of his estate (the remainder went to the state)… Many victims of proscription were decapitated and their heads were displayed on spears in the Forum.]

“This shows clearly the nature of the future war.

“Not simply a conflict between Russia and the US, but a conflict pitting the ideology of a West without identity, without roots, without non-negotiable ethical references, against all the countries that, on the contrary, defend and promote their own identity, their own roots, their own values.

“Russia is a prime example in this regard, and an example close to us, because we speak of a Christian nation.

“But Russia also constitutes a model of the co-existence of religious and cultural diversity. An opposite model to that of the failing forced integrations of France, Germany and Great Britain.

“Russia is in the bull’s-eye simply because it is the only great power antagonistic to the unipolar American vision.”

And he continues: “In any case, there is no precedent for this use of journalism to marginalize, ghetto-ize, criminalize, these admittedly sometimes irritating minorities who do not conform to the unconditional assent regarding Bergoglio… It is unprecedented because this use of the press for geopolitical purposes, in order in the end to cancel all freedom of expression, through the ridiculing of dissent, shows what power such journalism is serving.”

And he concludes: “None of this was unexpected. In November 2013, I published a few extracts from an interesting book on the Church and her geopolitical prospects by Fr. Malachi Martin [Note: The Keys of This Blood]. In particular this: ‘The reduction of the Pope in his high office will be the result of the belief that the original Petrine and papal office as practiced by the Romans and all the Popes until the last third of the 20th century, was in fact nothing more than the result conditioned by the time of cultural fashions that stretch back for centuries; and it is now time to degrade the importance to be able to release the ‘spirit of Vatican II’ to model the Church in an image that suits the liberal conception of a new era, very different from the previous one. Roman Catholics will then have the spectacle of a Pope validly elected who cuts the entire visible body of the Church loose from the traditional unity and the papacy-oriented apostolic structure that the Church has hitherto always believed and taught was divinely established. The shudder that will shake the Roman Catholic body in that day will be the shudder of its death agony… Many will accept the new regime. Many will resist. All will be fragmented. There will be no one on earth to hold the fractionating members of the visible Roman Catholic body together as a living compact organization.”


“Both statements are false”

In a second article criticizing the Tornielli-Galleazzi article, the well-known and well-respected Fr. Bernardo Cervellera rejects that “the accusation made against AsiaNews that we are against the Pope and in favor of Putin.” (link)

The Galeazzi-Tornielli article had quoted Agostino Giovagnoli, Professor of Contemporary History at Milan’s Università Cattolica and expert on dialogue with China as saying: “There is an alliance between Hong Kong circles, sectors within the US and Europe’s right-wing: they are accusing Francis of putting the goal of uniting the Church in China before the defense of religious freedom,” he continues. “Such positions are often expressed by Catholic news agency Asianews. These critics say the Pope should affirm religious freedom as a political argument against Beijing instead of seeking dialogue through diplomatic means.”

Fr. Cervellera writes: “We are very sorry — for their lie, rather than for ourselves — that two Vatican experts have cited AsiaNews among ‘those Catholics who are against Francis and worship Putin.’ Because both statements, regarding the Pope and Putin, are false. I’m not here to list proof of this: all anyone has to do is actually read the articles we write. For us it is a point of honor — and professionalism — not to register the thing that most pleases the powers that be, but all aspects, be they complex or contradictory, of a given event. This, for us, means being of service to the truth.”


“You can also betray a person with too much applause”

The English translation of Father Cervellera’s very interesting article has just appeared, published in AsiaNews, which covers in a professional and faithful way all events related to the Church in Asia. The text is below.

The article may also be found at this link.

Here is the full text of the article by Father Cervellera.

October 18, 2016


The “Enemies” of Pope Francis

By Fr. Bernardo Cervellera

The charge made against AsiaNews that we are against the Pope and in favor of Putin, is an opportunity to outline what motivates our commitment to evangelization. And also to ask for greater professionalism from those who write about the Pope. The Pope does not need public defenders. Facilitating dialogue between “conservatives” and “progressives” to realize the Council and concern ourselves with the world so that it encounters Jesus Christ. Christ’s “enemies” were also his “friends.”

Rome (AsiaNews) – Not a day goes by without AsiaNews publishing reports of the Pope’s homilies, speeches, audiences, summaries of encyclicals. We are among the fastest agencies to offer what the Pope teaches on-line with translations into Italian, Chinese, Spanish and English.

Many Chinese, Indians, Latin Americans are grateful for the speed with which they can access the Pope’s words, particularly since the official sites are too slow.

We chose to offer this service, which occupies us every day, even on Sundays, to help the Churches in Asia to receive the words of the Pope as soon as possible. We did this with Pope John Paul II, Benedict XVI and now with Pope Francis.

This service is especially useful to Chinese Catholics. And since the AsiaNews site is sometimes blocked by the Beijing authorities, we have been given the go ahead to another, more anonymous, website titled “Ascoltiamo Papa” [Listen to Pope Francis –ed]to republish our articles on Pope Francis in Italian and Chinese (seeing is believing), even if the website owners sign our articles (in a clear breach of professional ethics). But this fact matters little to us: “provided that Christ be announced” as Saint Paul says. (Philippians 1, 18).

Given this experience, we are very sorry — for their lie, rather than for ourselves — that two Vatican experts have cited AsiaNews among “those Catholics who are against Francis and worship Putin.”

Because both statements, regarding the Pope and Putin, are false. I’m not here to list proof of this: all anyone has to do is actually read the articles we write. For us it is a point of honor — and professionalism — not to register the thing that most pleases the powers that be, but all aspects, be they complex or contradictory, of a given event. This, for us, means being of service to the truth.

With regards China, while we exalt its achievements in space and its progress among the great powers of the world, we do not forget the problems of pollution or the Dalai Lama, who for us is almost like a migrant, an exile, similar to those many exiles and migrants Pope Francis embraced in Lampedusa.

Equally so on questions regarding the Catholic Church, while we report on Pope Francis enthusiasm towards Xi Jinping, we can not forgo reporting on the deep sorrow that the silence regarding persecution is causing among underground Christians. Because this regards an estimated 5 million people who for decades have given their lives — sometimes even their blood — for the Gospel and who now, suddenly, have disappeared from public concerns.

In the article in question, an academic among the most optimistic regarding dialogue between China and the Vatican — I remember that in 2005, after the death of John Paul II, he had predicted that a diplomatic agreement would be signed, one that we still await with faith and hope — well, this “super-optimist” says that we are “allied” with “Hong Kong environments, sectors in the US and European right” to push Pope Francis to favor religious freedom over the unity of the Church in China.

This opinion, in our view, is unfounded: we have never received visits or awards from a US president or Secretary of State, nor European.

imageBut perhaps the super-optimistic academic meant — at most — that we often publish articles by Card. Joseph Zen (photo), who is as concerned about the fate of underground Christians as we are. If I were Pope Francis I would appreciate my Cardinals telling me about the problems that these Christian suffer who are … very much on the peripheries, the face of the suffering Christ, part of my flock for which I have to give my life.

Unfortunately Pope Francis has few friends of this caliber. He does not even have them amongst expert Vatican journalists.

And in fact, my greatest pain is to see the blacklist drawn up in that article: that site, that journalist, that priest, the bishop, the cardinal.

I wonder what it’s for, and I fear it is being used to divide, thanks to the unguarded work of these coryphaei who are self-appointed “infallible interpreters” of the pope, and defenders of the pope.

When Pope Francis rose to the papacy, it was clear that he wanted to actuate the Second Vatican Council (as he says in his encyclicals).

For this it was necessary (and is still necessary) to unite, to dialogue and find a common way among so-called Catholic “conservatives” and “progressives,” whose division is one of the nastiest wounds that we have been carrying around for decades.

If you listen to everything Pope Francis actually says, then you realize that he really is a Pope of tradition in development, above the “hermeneutic of rupture” typical of conservatives and progressives.

Unfortunately it seems that the two parties — also thanks to the secular media — are driving their divisions deeper and hardening their stance even more.

It is the Pope’s task, as the symbol of unity of the Church, to work to repair this. It is the task of expert Vatican journalists to outline how this work is progressing. I have no comment on this desire to hand down judgements on who is good and who is bad.

My advice, if you really want to help Pope Francis, is to support his position of dialogue — which is something we would also like to see among the “souls” of the Church in China — drawing out the shred of truth which the Spirit — as our Pope always says — also instills in Muslims, Jews, Hindus … let alone we Christians.

This work of dialogue with the most distant positions is all the more urgent because of the abyss of secularization and indifference that is engulfing the world. The world believes if the Church is united (“that all may be one so that the world may believe,” says the Gospel of John).

This is what should concern us — right and left in the Church — rather than being seen as exhibitionist “superapostles,” we should be concerned about how to interest the world in faith in Jesus.

Unfortunately, the debate among many Christians is now polarized on “for or against the Pope” and not on the mission to the world.

In a similar vein this is seen in all debate on diplomatic relations with China, and no one is discussing how to bring the Christian faith to this country that thirsts for God, before diplomacy.

As for the Pope, the Pope does not need public defenders.

First of all, because he is well “armored”: a press office, a television center, a newspaper, a radio…

But then, especially since Pope Francis himself said he is not interested in hearing people shout “Long live the Pope!”

He wants to hear “Long live Jesus Christ!”

And even if it should be the case that the Pope is hurt or criticized, it only conforms him even more to Jesus Christ who was scourged, even struck by his “enemies”, but betrayed by his “friends.”

You can also betray a person with too much applause.

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    Text: Giuseppe Nardi
    Trans: Tancred

    (Rome) In yesterday’s Sunday edition of the Turin daily La Stampa that also operates the news site Vatican Insider, two Vaticanists, Giacomo Galeazzi and Andrea Tornielli, published a list of alleged “Francis opponents” in the Catholic Church with great ceremony. Just as meticulous as arbitrary, the formation resembles a proscription list for future purges. In coming to an end of the Holy Year of mercy a healthy portion of Misericordina will again be leveled against alleged enemies of Pope Francis.

    The Progressives and the Conservatives

    The learned political scientist Giacomo Galeazzi (born 1972) worked for six years for the newsroom TG1 of the public service broadcaster RAI 1 (departments abroad and religion). Since 2001 he is an editor of the daily newspaper La Stampa, for which he was described as Vaticanist in 2008. Galeazzi never made a secret of his progressive sympathies.
    The learned classical scholar, Andrea Tornielli (born in 1964), began his journalistic career with the publications for Communion and Liberation (CL) community. From 1992-1996 he was one of the editors of the monthly magazine 30Giorni (English Edition: 30days). This was followed for 15 years as Vatican expert at the rightwing daily newspaper Il Giornale . Since 2011 he is, next to Galeazzi, Vaticanist at the liberal daily La Stampa and coordinator of Vatican Insider .

    In 2005 or 2010 had observers would have said that Galeazzi and Tornielli represented very different positions. Since 2013 they have both been partisans of Pope Francis. While the progressive Galeazzi personally keeps his distance from the “progressive” Pope, the conservative Tornielli was promoted under Francis even as the house vaticanist with direct access to the Pope.

    In January 2015 Galeazzi and Tornielli submitted their first joint book: “Pope Francis. This economy kills.”

    Proscription list in the style communist publications of the 70s

    Both jointly published yesterday, in the style of communist and neo-Marxist newspapers of the 70s, in two whole newspaper pages, a list of Catholic publications, organizations and initiatives, which are “dangerous to the unity of the Church and the Pope’s health.” The headline read: “The anti-Francis-Catholics who are attracted to Putin’s power.” “Their aversion to Francis keeps them together,” say the authors in the first sentence.
    It is “especially shabby,” remarked Messa in Latino, that the item appeared at the same time on the Internet site La Nuova Europa (New Europe), published by the Christian Russia Foundation (Christian Russia), a media initiative which was first established, to give the Christians persecuted by communists a voice in Russia.
    Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant, wrote Tacitus. In this specific context, freely translated, you might say. You make a desert and call it peace. Messa in Latino speaks of a “grotesque and slanderous attack”.

    There has been an assertion of an “assinational plot” made several times as criticism against conservative Catholics in the past three years. The prelude was made by the Austrian pastoral theologian and former dean of the Catholic Theological Faculty of the University of Vienna. In September 2013 Paul Zulehner was on camera as the inventor of a rumor . The pastoral theologian showed up in an ORF interview, impressed by the “reforming zeal” of the pope and also “worried” that Francis could be killed. Zulehner knew at once to name the potential offenders, namely “conservative Catholics,” for whom the reforms would be “too much”. He is still guilty of the malicious, politically motivated insinuation.

    The “Anti-Bergoglio-Catholics”

    The “unity of the Church” and the “health of the Pope” have been threatened by the “Anti-Francis-Catholics”. These are called “Anti-Bergoglio-Catholics” and “Para-Sedevacantists” referring to the characteristics of which they are a part, who “worship” Russia’s President Putin and sympathize with the “Islamic and anti-European”, “populist” Lega Nord.
    The pattern of indictment that applies with respect to Italy by the two Vaticanists, can be transferred to other countries without much imagination.

    Galeazzi and Tornielli wrote:

    “The galaxy of dissidence against Bergoglio, ranging from Lefebvrians who have decided to wait for a traditional Pope ‘to return to the union with Rome, to the Lega-Catholics put Francis in contrast to his predecessor Ratzinger and have launched a campaign: ‘My Pope Benedict.'”

    Daring criticism of Pope Francis

    The compilation is in reality a motley list of very different Catholic initiatives which, however, have two elements in common with each other: they are not progressive and have publicly dared to criticize certain actions of Pope Francis.

    The authors eagerly seek to throw all initiatives into the same pot, that they are more or less outside the Church. Who does not fit into your picture, must be put in the corner. They have designated the Society of St. Pius X., and this is followed by entities such as the Internet newspaper, La Nuova Bussola Quotidiana or estimable personalities like the editor Riccardo Cascioli, of the Lepanto Foundation and Corrispondenza Romana by the renowned historian Roberto de Mattei, the blog Settimo Cielo of veteran Vaticanist Sandro Magister, the Forum Libertá e Persona (Freedom and Person). These are all initiatives who stay far away from any cheap polemics.

    The list continues with tradition related news sites like Messa in Latino , Chiesa e Concilio post and Riscossa Cristiana and the monthly magazine Il Timone .
    Galeazzi and Tornielli point fingers at Cardinals Raymond Burke and Carlo Caffarra, at Archbishop Luigi Negri and Bishop Athanasius Schneider, the liturgist Nicola Bux, Prof. Roberto de Mattei, Antonio Socci and many other more. The reason? They have all been guilty of defending the unchanging doctrine of the Church publicly and draw attention to pieces of evidence pointing in an opposite direction.

    Politically Correct Gauntlet

    The authors do not skimp on topics where those listed will be struck with clubs of political correctness before the audience: “Para-Sedevacantists”, “Lefebvrian,” “Islamophobic”, “anti-European” and finally – they want to play it safe – even “Putin admirers”. Already it is apparent in the title that the whole “galaxy” is assumed to be financed through murky channels issuing from Moscow.

    The page Messa in Latino took it with humor: “We need to improve our internal secret service, because we have not even been noticed yet by the cash flows from Moscow. We will give you the account numbers and accept the benevolent euros and rubles.”

    At the same time they called upon Canon 212, paragraph 3 of the Code of Canon Law that holds explicitly that each Catholic has the right, where it is necessary, to criticize the ecclesiastical authority, and the Pope.

    Galeazzi and Tornielli see in the listed other hand, “revolutionaries”, “coup plotters” and “Putin Cronies.”

    One should notice: If a close papal confidant like Tornielli swings into such a sweeping attack, it means that there is a rough wind coming to Rome from Pope Francis.

  2. Poor Vladimir Vladimirovich (Putin)! Seems like he’s becoming everyone’s bogey man. What with Obama/Clinton spoiling for war with Russia and now Francis’ Vatican cabal turning on him. What happened to “Who am I to judge?” Wasn’t Francis the one who paid such a cordial visit to the Castro brothers a while back? Where’s the accompaniment for Vlad? Is South American Marxism the only favorable kind allowed?

  3. A Vatican enemies list?

    By Phil Lawler | Oct 19, 2016

    Last week the Vatican Insider—ordinarily a solid source of news and reasonable analysis from Rome—published a remarkable piece with an inflammatory headline, “Catholics who are anti-Francis but love Putin.” The article is troubling, for several reasons:

    -The article seeks to convey the impression that there is a conspiracy against Pope Francis. “The attack against Francis is global,” the authors write, a bit breathlessly.

    -The authors lump together disparate groups and individuals, with very different ideas and priorities, as if they formed a united front of opposition to the papacy. All those who have questioned public statements by Pope Francis are seen as “enemies,” not as loyal critics.

    -As its title suggests, the article smears the Pope’s critics with the claim that they are more enthusiastic about a Russian strongman than about the Vicar of Christ.

    -The authors, Giacomo Galeazzi and Andrea Tornielli are not ordinarily prone to sensationalism. They are respected reporters for La Stampa, with solid Vatican sources. Tornielli in particular has frequently broken important news stories, demonstrating that he has access to ranking insiders. Therefore….

    -Most disquieting of all, it seems likely that what Galeazzi and Tornielli wrote reflects what they have heard from their contacts in the Roman Curia. If that is the case, then some of the people surrounding Pope Francis believe that the Pontiff is the victim of a budding conspiracy. Having adopted the paranoid style, they see enemies wherever there is resistance to their agenda.

    Pope Francis undoubtedly has his critics, as does any public figure. The Vatican Insider fails to distinguish among them, to recognize that they differ not only in their tone (some are harsh and hostile, others cautious and respectful) but also in their prescriptions. The result is an analysis that collapses under its own weight. After suggesting the existence of a conspiracy, the piece quotes sociologist Massimo Introvigne as saying that the effort against Pope Francis “is not successful because it is not united.”

    No, of course it is not united! Someone who worries about the pastoral consequences of Amoris Laetitiae does not thereby repudiate the Vatican II stand on religious freedom; someone who has reservations about open borders does not necessarily long for the return of Pope Benedict XVI. The element of conspiracy exists only in the minds of the writers—and, again, perhaps their sources inside the Vatican.

    On the list of papal “enemies” identified by Vatican Insider, possibly the most curious entry involves Chinese Catholics who are worried about the state of current negotiations between the Vatican and Beijing. Here it is very difficult to see how someone could be registered as an “enemy” of the Holy Father, since Pope Francis has made only a few circumspect comments about those negotiations. Nevertheless it seems clear that someone(s) inside the Vatican are unhappy with those who publicize the worries of the ‘underground’ Church in China, and remind us of the dangers of yielding to a regime that is determined to control the Church.

    Think about that. The Vatican is negotiating with China. The talks are secret; no official stands have been taken, except in the most general terms. Friends of the Church in China are urging the negotiators to be mindful of the concerns of Chinese Catholics who have already suffered so much for their faith. Why would that sort of urging be seen as a sign of opposition—unless the negotiators are, indeed, prepared to sell out the interests of the ‘underground’ Church? And why would it be seen as opposition to the Pope, who has not spoken on the issue and has presumably not been presented with an agreement to approve or reject, unless the negotiators are wrapping themselves in the mantle of papal authority?

    Father Bernardo Cervellera, whose AsiaNews service appeared on this Vatican enemies list, reacted strongly with his own essay about The “enemies” of Pope Francis [and see followup in comment below]. First he defended the attention that his agency has paid to the Catholics who are acting outside the law in China:

    If I were Pope Francis I would appreciate my Cardinals telling me about the problems that these Christian suffer who are … very much on the peripheries, the face of the suffering Christ, part of my flock for which I have to give my life…. Unfortunately Pope Francis has few friends of this caliber.

    The Pope, Father Cevellera notes, “does not need public defenders.” Still less does he need supporters who will dismiss all critics as hostile and presume all reservations about papal statements and initiatives are motivated by hostility. As Father Cervellera puts it, in a ringing conclusion to his defense: “You can also betray a person with too much applause.”

  4. On “Hong Kong sectors” supposedly “against Francis”

    John Mok Chit Wai

    A scholar at the Chinese University of Hong Kong, who collaborates with AsiaNews, responds to accusations against the agency and people in Hong Kong with respect to criticism of the Vatican’s diplomatic approach towards China. Religious freedom is a fundamental human right and a universal value, whether in China, Russia or the Middle East. Between “Right” and “Left”, China defines itself as left, yet it practices state capitalism and unfettered capitalism just as “right-wing governments” do. Gaudium et Spes calls on the faithful to engage in politics against the “arbitrary domination by [. . .] a political party,” like in China.

    Hong Kong (AsiaNews) – Recently, an Italian newspaper (with an online English version), has accused AsiaNews of providing space for “an alliance between Honk Kong circles, sectors within the US and Europe’s right-wing” to push Pope Francis to give priority to religious freedom over Church unity in China. The same article cites AsiaNews as among the Catholic groups and people “who are anti-Francis but love Putin.”

    Yesterday, we published AsiaNews’s response to these allegations. Today we received an response from John Mok, teaching assistant at the Chinese University of Hong Kong who has contributed two articles to AsiaNews on the issue of religious freedom in China and China-Vatican talks: ‘By courting Beijing, Pope Francis is losing China (as well as Hong Kong)’and ‘Xi Jinping and religions: the Party must lead “effectively” and “forcefully”’

    As one of the contributors from Hong Kong who wrote articles for AsiaNews criticizing His Holiness Pope Francis’ diplomatic approach towards China, I was deeply perturbed by recent comments made by some Vatican experts. The experts accused people from Hong Kong who criticized the current Sino-Vatican negotiations for having “political motivations that are masked by theological and ecclesial questions”, in order to defend “the West’s primacy”. And these people, dubbed as “Hong Kong circles” by the experts, are accused to have formed an alliance with “sectors within the US and Europe’s right-wing”. And all in all, these people are said to be “anti-Francis but love Putin”.

    I am indeed a frequent critic of His Holiness over the Sino-Vatican negotiations. I submit articles not only to AsiaNews, but also to Chinese newspapers and online media based in Hong Kong, such as Ming Pao and Initium Media. (Though those experts in Vatican would not have a chance to read them, as I believe they are not bothered to read any Chinese materials.) But I do not understand many of the accusations directed against us.

    All my criticisms are based on one principle: the protection of and the struggle for religious freedom. Religious freedom, I believe, is a basic human right. Though I am not an expert in the Church’s teachings, I do believe that most in the Church would share my judgment, including, of course, His Holiness. I also believe that religious freedom is a universal value, but not, as many autocrats in Asia would claim, a Western concept that does not apply to Asian societies. If supporting Pope Francis’ call for the protection of Christians against severe persecution in the Middle East would render one become his ally, then I do not understand why calling for the protection of Christians in China against terrible and violent oppressions by the Communist Party would make one become His Holiness’ enemy. I sincerely do not understand the logic behind. If the Church would like to spread her message in China freely and without the need to give up its full identity, and to unite the Catholics in China, religious freedom is the only guarantee. And if religious freedom is to be protected in China, then genuine political reform is the only way out. Courting the Communist Party without any call for greater religious freedom, and without recognizing the Party’s growing grip on civil society under President Xi Jinping, would put many Chinese believers in helplessness and agony, and push the Church in China into further splits.

    I am a teaching assistant working for a political science department in a local university. I help lead tutorials and discuss with my students about basic concepts in the field. Given my academic training, I cannot understand why criticizing His Holiness’ diplomatic tactics over China would necessarily make me an alliance with the right-wing, and even worse, with Vladimir Putin, the Russian autocrat. According to my knowledge, both state capitalism and crony capitalism are classified as rightist ideologies, and the current Chinese government is practicing them. Under the Party’s policies, oligarchical corporations grow, workers and farmers are exploited, and property prices skyrocket because of unrestrained speculations. If one believes that the current Chinese government is a “left” one because it claims to be so, then he is not seeing the real picture. And I do believe that His Holiness is equally concerned with Chinese workers who are suffering from exploitations by large corporations backed up by the Party. I do support and laud His Holiness’ actions and teachings against reckless capitalist systems, political corruption, social inequalities, and human trafficking. But this does not make me a fan of Xi Jinping.

    Putin is an autocrat who recklessly abuses human rights and suppresses dissidents. He shall be condemned. But so shall Xi! If one criticizes Putin for his iron-fist rule, then one shall also condemn Xi for his heavy-handed rule! This, I believe, is called consistency and intellectual honesty. All forms of autocratic rules shall be criticized and struggled against. This should be the common goal for all those who would like to make our world a better place. Yu Pedro Heping, a young priest from Ningxia Province who was found dead mysteriously, also asked the Holy See not to rush for results. Should we then, according to the Vatican experts, count him an ally of “sectors within the US and Europe’s right-wing”?

    I am an advocate of the Vatican II. I advocate the Church’s dialogue with all cultures, as well as localization. (I love singing hymns with my mother-tongue.) But this does not naturally turn me into a supporter of His Holiness’ diplomacy. And according to Gaudium et Spes, “Those who are suited or can become suited should prepare themselves for the difficult, but at the same time, the very noble art of politics, and should seek to practice this art without regard for their own interests or for material advantages. With integrity and wisdom, they must take action against any form of injustice and tyranny, against arbitrary domination by an individual or a political party and any intolerance. They should dedicate themselves to the service of all with sincerity and fairness, indeed, with the charity and fortitude demanded by political life.” All Christians in China, indeed the people in China, are under the “arbitrary domination by… a political party”. Shouldn’t we heed the call from our great pastors to stand up and take action?

    Reporters and journalists are responsible for, as His Holiness teaches us, spreading truth, instead of making baseless accusations and sowing the seeds for conflicts. If the Vatican experts would like to learn more about our judgments and opinions, I sincerely invite them to come to Hong Kong and engage in open discussions with us, including priests, believers, activists, and scholars. This, I believe, would be a good way to follow His Holiness’ example in trying to solve conflicts through dialogue.

  5. Did it escape their notice that Putin has demonstrated greater interest in defending Christian civilization from anti-Christian attacks than Bergoglio? Gee, could that be the reason? Maybe it’s just a logical observation shared by sane people paying attention.

  6. That Vatican Insider article has it quite ass backwards. It is progressive modernism of the Spirit of Vatican II which has conspiratorial ties to Communism, Marxist Liberation Theology, and the agendas of anti-Catholic secret societies. Why do anti-Catholic celebrities and anti-Catholic secular progressives LOVE Pope Francis? There is the real conspiracy.

    • And the article is deliberately divisive, much in the vein of communist agitprop. It will cause many to take “sides” and will stunt the work of those defending Tradition. It also portends a future purge, with heads on sticks, so to speak.

  7. Journalists Discover Putin Conspiracy behind Opposition to Pope Francis

    National Catholic Distorter
    October 19, 2016
    Holly Beth McQuackly

    Rome, Italy – A team of journalists have discovered the secret power behind Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre, Cardinal Alfredo Ottaviani , St. Thomas Aquinas, St. Ignatius Loyola, Peter Lombard, Cardinal Bellarmine, the Knights of Malta, the Catholic Traditionalist Movement, and the Little Sisters of the Poor in their reactionary opposition to all things modern and progressive – Vladimir Putin. From his office in the Kremlin, Putin and KGB scientific researchers discovered the secrets of Time Travel and traveled back in time to create the master conspiracy for Russian expansion – orthodox Roman Catholicism.

    “The story is quite fantastic, ” Father Guido Sarducci said, reached at the Gregorian University in Rome. “Using technology from the files of Nikola Tesla, leaked by Communist Fifth Column agents in the U.S. State Department, the Russians discovered how to back-engineer Time Travel technology and travel back in time to create all of the major figures of Roman Catholic orthodoxy. Naturally, we were all surprised to learn of this.”

    “The first thing I did when I heard this, ” Father Sarducci continued, “I called the Father General over at the Collegio Bellarmino, I said, “We gotta find out what they’re smoking over there at La Stampa and get some of this stuff.’ We could sell it in Colorado and make a fortune.”

    It is unclear when Pope Francis first learned of this discovery but there are reports that the editors of Commonweal and The National Catholic Reporter have been briefing him on the latest developments.

  8. Father Guido Sarducci: The Pope was so concerned about Putin organizing opposition to his progressive modernist agenda that he called an emergency meeting of his staff. That’s when they decided to sign a deal with McDonald’s. The American burger conglomerate. They figured, you know, maybe concerns about bovine flatulence, global warming, and climate change would have to be put on hold for a while, and leasing some space to McDonald’s in the Vatican would provide needed funds to launch defensive measures at the Putin conspiracy of reactionary orthodox Roman Catholics opposing his progressive modernist agenda….

    We will have updates on this amazing story, as more information comes in.
    Reporting from Rome, Father Guido Sarducci…..

  9. The article could have explained the geopolitics of this. Putin rightfully understands what Bergoglio is apparently too stupid or too progressive and multiculturalist to figure out: if Germany and Sweden collapse from their migration and refugee policies that creates a serious problem and threat for Russia coming from the West in the direction of its borders which would be greater than the problems in Chechnya. A Eurabia full of jihadists to the West of Russia is not in Russia’s interests. What makes Putin a boogieman for anti-Catholic secular progressives who support Bergoglio’s demolition of Roman Catholicism is his opposition to same-sex marriage. Connect the dots.

  10. Fearless Leader: Badenov! Forget Moose and Squirrel. Pope has counter psy-ops to make yours truly look more evil than air conditioning. I won’t have it! Email comrade Podesta now! We start traditional orders who hate communism, and will drive Pope back to us!

    Boris Badenov: That is brilliant, your Deviousness!

  11. Natasha: What can we do to help shirtless alfa male KGB leader?

    Boris: Let us fund reactionary, ultra-bourgeoiski French Catholic Monarchists to attack Pope Bergoglio and his progressive modernist agenda to revive the 1970s-style Spirit of Vatican II!

    Natasha: We take train to Paris tonight.

    Boris: But first, we must send email to Comrade Podesta to get permission from Comrade Soros!

    Natasha: Why not strike bourgeoiski reactionaries directly?

    Boris: Too obvious. Besides, we have already tried that.

    Boris: Look, Natasha, here is next clue for obscurantist Da Vinci Code!
    This will keep bourgeoiskis distracted!

  12. Very funny stuff, gents! LOL!

  13. Fearless Leader: Tell me, comrade, what will we do when the dialectic has pushed Bergoglio into reviving the decadent 1970s-style modernist Spirit of Vatican II?

    Boris Badenov: Then we unveil Master Plan!

    Natasha: What is Master Plan, comrade?

    Boris: Disco Mass. We make fortune selling shiny spinning Disco mirror balls to Novus Ordo parish liturgy committees! Liturgical Disco dancing will drive parishioners crazy!

    Natasha: But won’t they suspect we are behind Master Plan?

    Boris: Here is map to Disco mirror ball store! I send to parish liturgy committees. Bourgeoiski decadence with awful music will stir anger of reactionary groups, no?

    Boris: World power and global domination will soon be in our grasp!

    Natasha: Dialectic is devious, my Bolshevik darling!

  14. Natasha: You devious Bolshevik master spy! There is one thing I must ask, Boris.
    Can I be decadent bourgeoiski liturgical Disco dancer in devious Novus Ordo master plan?

    Boris: We talk about that later.

    Natasha: Devious methods for breaking morale of enemies in global conflict… corrupting culture and standards of taste….

    Boris: Tell me, Natasha, what size decadent bourgeoiski liturgical dancing leotard do you wear?

  15. General Orlov: We must make Pope Bergoglio think that decadent bourgeoiski reactionary Catholic traditionalists oppose his progressive agenda to revive the 1970s-style Spirit of Vatican II for Operation Ostpolitik.

    Colonel Rosa Klebb: I must be given control of women’s religious orders!
    We must undermine bourgeoiski decadence in the female religious orders!

    General Orlov: Then dialectic will bring them all into our hands!

    Blofeld: Aren’t you forgetting that the Illuminati has assigned SPECTRE to take over the women’s religious orders to bring about the modernist neo-Gnosticism of the Spirit Vatican II?

    Doctor Strangelove: Aha! Zat ist why zey use ze Enneagram, ja!

    General Buck Turgidson: Is this another crazy Commie conspiracy to confuse us?

    General Orlov: Anti-bourgeoiski hypnosis!

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