Mormons Gone Wild! Ted Cruz Introduced by Glenn Beck as the Fulfillment of Mormon Prophecy! Mormon Kid Fasts for Cruz! “This is the Priesthood Rising!” Also, Ted Cruz’s Father Officiates at Dinesh D’Souza’s Second Marriage! (This Time It’s a Brunette!)
[A “twofer” – linked by the relation of Cruz’s: father (a Prot minister) and son (a Prez candidate)]
Posted by Oakes Spalding at mahoundsparadise.blogspot.com/2016/03/mormons-gone-wild-ted-cruz-introduced_20.html
Ted Cruz and Glenn Beck in Iowa (Cruz is the one in blue)
Yes, it’s come down to the islamophobe* casino mogul vs. the Joe McCarthy lookalike with the whacky Christian fundie links. Don’t blame me, man, I’m originally from Massachusetts.
So yesterday we reported that The Mahound had been instantly deleted from the largest Google+ conservative group for not being anti-Trump enough and for making a joke about the Mormon angel Moroni [see comment below].
Well, the plot has now thickened.
Ted Cruz, now the great white hope of the Republican anti-Trumpsters (unless and until there is a brokered convention) has apparently gone full-Mormon. After being backhandedly “endorsed” by Mitt Romney, Cruz was introduced by Glenn Beck at a Utah campaign rally as being, along with Mormon junior senator Mike Lee, a fulfillment of Mormon prophecy. Beck also drew attention to a young Mormon kid who had been fasting every Tuesday for a Cruz electoral win: “This is the new priesthood rising!”
[Dinesh D’Souza with his latest fiancee/now wife and Ted Cruz’ father/Prot-minister]
In other news, establishment conservative and lapsed Catholic Dinesh D’Souza announced that he is getting married again. D’Souza resigned from the Presidency of King’s College a few years ago after appearing at a Christian conference with a young twenty-something blonde who he claimed was his new fiancé, though it was quickly pointed out that he was still married to his first wife, Dixie at the time. The new new fiancé is a Venezuelan brunette [second “marriage” for both] (no word on what happened to the blonde [Denise Joseph (nee Odie), who decided to stay with her husband, Louis Joseph II, M.D.]).
[Dinesh’s former mistress/fiancee, Denise Joseph II (nee Odie) showing off her hubby and her ring]
Ted Cruz’s father–ultra-“family values” minister Rafael Cruz–will officiate at the wedding.
The crisis continues.
*Not that there’s anything wrong with it.