G–spot Papacy

G–spot Papacy

[The most concise and least salacious of reports on various traditional/conservative Catholic websites]

Vox Cantoris
Saturday, 12 December 2015

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Secrets of the G-spot unravelled… by the Vatican: Catholic university overseen by the Church to host conference about the secrets of the female body

Augustinian Patristic Institute will host meeting of aesthetic gynaecologists

The society’s president is world renowned surgeon Dr Alexandros Bader

He claims to be able to enhance women’s G-spots, improve their sex life

Conference delegates will also be greeted to audience with Pope Francis

By Jay Akbar For Mailonline
Published: 11 December 2015

A Catholic university linked to the Vatican will host a conference of gynaecologists who claim to be able to ‘amplify’ women’s G-spots to kickstart their sex lives.

The Augustinian Patristic Institute, near St Peter’s Square in Rome, will host the first meeting of the European Society of Aesthetic Gynaecology in April next year.

The society is headed up by Dr Alexandros Bader, a world renowned surgeon, who boast of being able to ‘enhance’ a woman’s G-spot on his website.

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One comment on “G–spot Papacy


  1. Captain Kirk: Mister Spock! Vatican papal G-Spot gazing and the new evangelization of culture for progressive modernism… analyze using your usual superior Vulcan logic!



    Spock: Fascinating, Captain. Since this is not a joke from a satirical Walker Percy novel, it is possible that this is part of papal concerns over global warming.


    Captain Kirk: Global warming? I hadn’t thought of that, Mister Spock. Something to do with the Teilhardian Omega Point perhaps?



    Father Mulcahy, S.J.: Ah, yes, in the Boys Scouts we were told that it was always a good idea to get a camp fire started. I still bring the long underwear for the Ignatian retreats at the Blue Ridge Summit.



    Professor Sartre had to think about this…On the one hand, self-estrangement, existential alienation, and Cartesian dualism in modernity were still a problem with or without global warming. Unless you were the Geico Gecko…



    Gecko: Nah! Cartesian dualism and self-estrangement aren’t really a problem when your flow of consciousness is limited to immediate sense experience and instinct, mate.



    Spock: Correction, Captain. If my calculations are correct the next major solar cycle
    will shift into a Maunder Minimum within the next 20 to 50 years, ushering in a mini ice age. This will require vastly more serious efforts at keeping warm, I’m afraid.

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