A LOOK AT HOW AQ’S CRACK P.R. TEAM MIGHT HAVE HANDLED LAST WEEK’S ENVIRO-WACKO-LICAL ROLL-OUT
SATIRE WARNING! THIS IS NOT A REAL NEWS STORY! IT’S ALL MADE UP! WE’RE KIDDING! IT’S A JOKE, OKAY?
For my money, the following approach would have offered interested newshounds a much more realistic picture of how Brave New Vatican’s chief propagandists and “special ‘expert’ friends” actually operate behind the scenes any time they can undermine doctrine and/or common sense.
Okay, Dexter, roll tape!