NOT TRUE!!! “Cd. Dolan Resigns, Effective Immediately”


Written by James Cunningham / A-CNN Columnist

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Apparently the latest prelate to bite the dust in a contest of parochial will is Cardinal Archbishop Timothy Dolan. He has resigned in submission according to Canon 401, Article 2 in the Code of Canon Law in an April 21 statement, released at noon local time. It was a great blow to liberal neo-Catholics and especially saddened the New York sodomitical community who are active in five Manhattan parishes. Cardinal Dolan was isolated, targeted and ultimately brought down by a militant “Rad-Trad” group who sponsored an open Letter to Pope Francis demanding the Cardinal Archbishop’s replacement. The Letter addressed to the Pope appeared in the New York Times and was signed by 1,000 prominent Catholics from across the Five Boroughs. Cardinal Dolan a favorite of the Democrat Liberal politicians for not interfering with abortion and gay marriage legislation was seen by the conservative traditionalists as a doctrinal sell-out for favors from his leftist friends in high places.

Article 2 of Canon 401, according to the Vatican’s website, refers to a situation when “a diocesan bishop who has become less able to fulfill his office because of ill health or some other grave cause is earnestly requested to present his resignation from office.” Cardinal Dolan’s resignation will take effect immediately, and although he will still be a Cardinal, he will no longer lead a diocese. It is up to Pope Francis to choose his successor. The brief Vatican statement gave no word as to what Cardinal Dolan will do following his resignation.


Cardinal Dolan came to New York with some unsettled sex scandal baggage he picked up in Milwaukee but, depositions were taken and it appears things have settled down in that regard. The lawyers deposing Cardinal Dolan represent hundreds of people who say they were sexually molested by priests in the Archdiocese of Milwaukee, which he led for seven years before his appointment as archbishop of New York in 2009. The lawyers want to know when Cardinal Dolan, as archbishop of Milwaukee, learned of allegations against certain priests, and how quickly he made those allegations public.


He has been a vocal and proud champion of the gay community. Cardinal Timothy Dolan of New York praised University of Missouri football star Michael Sam for coming out as gay, saying he would not judge the athlete for his sexual orientation. “Good for him,” Dolan said in an interview with NBC’s “Meet the Press” airing Sunday. “I would have no sense of judgment on him,” Dolan continued. “God bless ya. I don’t think, look, the same Bible that tells us, that teaches us well about the virtues of chastity and the virtue of fidelity and marriage also tells us not to judge people. So I would say, ‘Bravo.” These remarks however, set off a firestorm of protests from Traditional Catholics who view the sin of sodomy as one which cries out to Heaven for vengeance.


Marching along with sodomites in the St. Patrick’s Day Parade: “There is no more natural spot for Roman Catholic Cardinal Timothy Dolan – a proud, ebullient Irish-American – than grand marshal of the city’s historic St. Patrick’s Day Parade. But the honor now has an added significance: Parade organizers said Wednesday they will allow the first gay group to march under its own banner. Dolan was quick to issue a statement of support for the parade organizers, accepting their decision. While supporters of gay and lesbian Catholics are cheering, some conservatives want the archbishop to withdraw from the event.”


Most traditional Catholics are saying that Cardinal Dolan’s resignation is long overdue and hope that the “Rad-Trads” will continue to target, isolate and bring down other sodomite tolerant prelates who compromise sound doctrine and Church discipline so as to please and win applause from the perverted crowd at whatever scandalous price the decadent culture dictates.

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3 comments on “NOT TRUE!!! “Cd. Dolan Resigns, Effective Immediately”

  1. Dont do this , i was getting excited lol

  2. Well, salus, I was outright fooled.

    It looked like a Remnant article and a trusted friend in Europe had posted it on his forum. He must have been taken in by it just like I was.

    My sincere apologies to anyone and everyone who saw this fictional item for which I fell hook, line and sinker.

    • I thought an apology was in order. I’m not familiar with the Onion.

      And, after this, I have no intention of changing that situation.

      As I indicated, it looked like a legitimate news item (which, I “get,” is part of the satirical mystique.)

      I’m not the only reader who was provoked by the sleight-of-hand, by the way.

      At least EEOT is up front about its parodies being the product of EEOT. And, with that clarity, the people there have developed an appreciative audience.

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