Parody by J Vennari on Synod

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6 comments on “Parody by J Vennari on Synod

  1. Nothing like the light of good old humor to expose something for what it is. Great Work John !


  2. Father Sarducci, S.J.: We have to make an album.
    I have one, dedicated to Cardinal Burke and all “conservative” exiles:
    “Fifty Ways to Leave your Pontiff”….
    Have you heard “Bridge Over Troubled Novus Ordo”?


  3. Bridge Over Troubled Novus Ordo
    When you’re a modernist
    Feeling hori-zon-tal…
    When fears are in your eyes,
    Folk music will dry them all
    We’re on your side
    When times get rough
    And friends just can’t be found

    Like a bridge over troubled Novus Ordo
    I will lay me down
    Like a bridge over troubled Novus Ordo
    Time to lay me down

    Sail on minimalist
    Sail on by
    Your time has come to whine
    All your schemes are on their way
    See how they chide
    When you need a friend
    Hans is sailing right behind

    Like a bridge over troubled Novus Ordo
    I will lay me down
    Like a bridge over troubled Novus Ordo
    Time to lay me down

  4. Fifty Ways to Leave Your Pontiff

    The problem is all inside your head
    Bergoglio said to me
    The answer is easy if you
    Take it logically
    I’d like to help you in your struggle
    To be free
    There must be fifty ways
    To leave your pontiff…

    He said it’s really not my habit
    To intrude
    Furthermore, I hope my meaning
    Won’t be lost or misconstrued
    But I’ll repeat myself
    At the risk of being crude
    There must be fifty ways
    To leave your pontiff
    Fifty ways to leave your pontiff

    [CHORUS:]
    You Just slip out the back, Burke
    Make a new plan, Pell
    You don’t need to be coy, Chaput
    Just get yourself free
    Hop on the bus, Gus
    You don’t need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee
    And get yourself free…

    She said it grieves me so
    To see you in such pain
    I wish there was something I could do
    As you head to SMOM again
    I said I appreciate that
    And would you please explain
    About the fifty ways
    to leave to your pontiff…

  5. “I’m too humble to follow the rules!” :D

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