New Book On Francis Coming Out! Hilarious Papal One Liners!

[From the website]

“I’ve been commissioned to compile The Pope Francis Little Book of Insults.Have I missed any out?
It will hit the shelf at Christmas, for £6.99, but you get a 20% discount if you insult the cash till operator with any of the following insults. My favourite is “You querulous and disillusioned pessimist!” It should not be confused with The Pope Francis Little Book of Indults, which will be published in 2014, first in Germany and then the rest of Europe.

“Old maid!”

“Rosary counter!”

“Functionary!”

“Self-absorbed, Promethean neo-Pelagian!”

“Restorationist!”

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“Pelagian!”

“Mr and Mrs Whiner!”

“Triumphalist!”

“Liquid Christian!”

“Airport Bishop!”

“Leprous courtier!”

“Idealogue!”

“Long-faced, mournful funeral Christian!”

“Gnostic!”

“Careerist Bishop!”

“Sourpuss!”

“Pretender!”

“Liturgical obsessive!”

“Sayer of prayers!”

“Authoritarian!”

“Elitist!”

“Querulous and disillusioned pessimist!”

thatthebonesyouhavecrushedmaythrill.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-pope-francis-little-book-of-insults.html

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3 comments on “New Book On Francis Coming Out! Hilarious Papal One Liners!

  1. Raymond Arroyo is going to pitch it on EWTN along with Mother Angelica’s pithy sayings !!!!!

    • My all time favorite was when she told some USCCCP apparatchik mitred wonder, after he’d suggested that the bishops might want to “help run the network”, that she’d “burn the damn thing to the ground, first!”

      If not a true story – it oughta be!

  2. gpmtrad : I do believe you are correct.

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